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hypocrat

1. Someone who fulfills a superior and/or leadership position while having double standards for the people underneath them.
2. Someone who's superior position is held up by a double standard that excludes others from gaining that position.
"I may not have been honest with him, but that doesn't mean he can rifle through my stuff and kick me out! He's a total hypocrat!"
"Of course, Cherryl expect us to finish before deadline, but being the complete hypocrat she is, she can allow herself to drag her feet and present our combined efforts late to the higher ups!"
by Acronymus September 18, 2023
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Hypocrisy

Oh!? What!? Really!?
Hym "There's hypocrisy involved in the Russell Brand case!? Because he's not getting paid!? OOOOOOOH BOY-OH-GEEZ GUYS! WOW! WHAT A TRAGEDY! HE'S NOT GETTING PAUD FOR HIS CONTENT!? OOOOOOOOOOOH NOOOOO!!! IT COULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED TO A MORE CHARISMATIC RAPIST! What an absolute goddamn shame! I wonder if there is anything happening to anyone that is... OH, I DON'T KNOW maybe in a VAGUELY ANALOGOUS situation? Maybe there's like this NOT A FUCKING JUNKIE RAPIST who, I don't know, isn't being paid for the things that he does! But WHO!? WHO COULD THAT PERSON BE!? Oh wait... 😃👈 Is it Hym!? Could it possibly be the not-a-rapist Hym (who you are PERFECTLY AWARE OF BRETT!)? So when it happens to rich junkie rapist is AN ORWELLIAN FUCKING CRIME AGAINST HUMANITY AND A BLATANT VIOLATION OF THEIR DUE PROCESS and when it happens to me? What? We just fucking pretend it isn't happening and I go fuck myself? Right? WOW! Because it's not that you ACTUALLY CARE. It's DAMAGE CONTROL! Damage control to cover for the fact that IF THE ALLEGATIONS ARE TRUE.... YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBING AND IGNORING ME (THE GUY WHO CREATED YOUR YOUTUBE LORD AND SAVIOR) WHILE PROMOTING AND PLATFORMING A RAPIST FOR YEARS! HOOOOOOOOOLY SHIT GUYS! YOU! ARE! FUCKING! PATHETIC! Absolutely fucking pathetic! I'm at an actual loss for words! I don't know how to better articulate the contempt I feel for all of you right now so I'm just going to take a nap."
by Hym Iam September 21, 2023
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Hypocrified

(adj.): The state of being severely criticized or punished for one’s hypocrisy; a fusion of the repercussions faced due to deceitful representation and the act of being condemned for it.
When it came out that Miller, the self-proclaimed ‘King of Veganism’, ran a secret bacon appreciation blog, he was hypocrified at the town’s annual tofu festival
by Menardness October 13, 2023
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Hypocriful

“Yeah, Jonas is Hypocrifull about everything in life.”

Why do you have be so hypocriful?
by SarcasticCat November 2, 2023
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hypocrisy

When a muslim tells you that musical instruments are haram (they are) yet still listens to haram nasheeds all day every day and listens to the original version that has instruments be like:
A: Musical instruments are haram! I listen to Maher Zain! I am halal mode all day every day!
B: You do know Maher Zain uses instruments right? Hypocrisy....
by faiyrose January 4, 2024
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Hypocrip

A person who is disabled and also a known hypocrite.
Marina is such a hypocrip. She’s always telling us to call her when she’s bored but never calls us first.”
by babe_girlz June 26, 2024
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hippocrite

A “hippo”crite is someone who calls people fat when they themselves are obese. Bonus points if it’s behind their own friends back!
(Hippocrite) Erika: She is a fattie that always eats
R2: Girl like you don’t?!
by whatascaredycat May 20, 2025
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