dry hump a cactus into the sunset

Go f*** yourself.

Your husband is angry with you for exposing his affair? He can go dry hump a cactus into the sunset.

dry hump a cactus into the sunset by NoHarmDone August 4, 2025

Rage hump

When one is upset with another person, they hump them out of rage.

Sofie rage humped Jessica because Jessica didn’t clean the dishes.

Rage hump by mrwiggles247 November 24, 2025

Lithuanian Hump Hornet

A daring sex maneuver performed during missionary position where the top partner reaches around between their legs and inserts a finger (affectionately known as “the stinger”) into the bottom partner’s anus for an unexpected buzz of pleasure. Originating from playful bedroom experiments, it’s said to mimic the erratic flight of a hornet while delivering a sharp, thrilling surprise.

“Dude, last night I pulled off the Lithuanian Hump Hornet on my girl, and she went from zero to orbit in seconds!”

Lithuanian Hump Hornet by creeza February 12, 2026

You-co'-Hump 

to have sex because there isn't anything to do

Salvy, when you & g*** ain't got no money and you is borred and there aint nothin to do,, You-co'-Hump!

You-co'-Hump by mike_jones October 5, 2005

jonas brothers hump 

The act of analy penetrating ones asshole with scissors and hedge clippers

Tyler wanted to experimemt with his body, he saw about sexual pleasures on google and did the jonas brothers hump

jonas brothers hump by Swag_Yolo477 June 29, 2014

Tickley Steel Hump

The thrust of an angry man during sexual infercourse while he is shouting "I am Iron man" and the other person involved is laughing.

"Hey Naomi, want to come round mine for a tickley steel hump?"

Tickley Steel Hump by XxCoolKidxX69 February 3, 2017

National dry hump day 

National dry hump day when you go to anybody n hump them

Omg it national dry hump day

National dry hump day by tinylol April 11, 2019