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Hodgepodge

A word used by dumb history teachers to mean stuff. They use this word because they are stupid but like to use big words.
Mike Moeller assigns a hodgepodge of reading that nobody ever does.
by Jack Mehoff March 26, 2004
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hedgecock

Odd looking bird of the genus Sqwuakus Crappus.
Has distinctive suede plumeage and a purple penis shaped remarkably like a mini hovercraft.
Despite the name it tends to mainly habitate gorse and privet bushes from where the Hedgecock will suddenly extend it's unfeasibly long beak and peck furiously at thin air while screeching the mating call of "Fantastic" "Marvellous".
"Good grief! A lesser spotted Hedgecock the first sighting around here since Uncle Wilf was but a whelp!"
by Garfunkel Trubshaw October 6, 2006
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hedgehog

Someone who is extremely selfish with his/her weed (hedges). This individual will almost never smoke anyone else up (even close friends) and will not sell to anyone either. Also does not appreciate people knowing/asking about how much weed he/she may have.

Also describes someone who has a tendency to bogart when smoking.
"Yo pass them hedges over here man, I'm jonesin' real bad"

"Yeah right, Bill ain't gonna pass nothin' man, he a hedgehog."
by M Rockwell December 13, 2008
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Hodgeology

The study of Hodge: the study of masturbation
At college I am going to study Hodgeology
by Elmo Buono February 18, 2008
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Hedgey Munchkin

n(Hej-ee Munnch-kin)

Slang for Hedgehog, presumably of the domestic type. Typically used to describe a small, cute hedgehog.
Hopefully I'll have my Hedgey Munchkin by next week, i'm going to name him sonic!
by TimothyB January 27, 2009
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a flaming hedgehog

a flaming hedge hog is when a women is asleep and you light there pubs on fire thus making them scream
last night me and my friend snuk into my sisters room and gave her the worst a flaming hedgehog ever.

Joel and a group of friends snuk into this wierd girl named hannahs room and gave her a Flaming hedge hog
by joely woely November 22, 2011
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Cyan the hedgehog

A cool dude (aka a dumb oc) who by his name is coloured cyan, he does not really look up to sonic himself despite his similar appearance but, even with what we know... there might be more mysteries than answers.
You are not the fastest, cyan the hedgehog but what you lack in speed, you make up in knowledge!
by The creator of this oc August 28, 2017
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