hoopa joop

an alien satellite probe

thats no hemerroid thats an alien hoopa joop

by the fuck fairy December 19, 2006

hoopie

a local resident living in a college town in central PA, often mullet clad and wearing flannel. Sometimes even found using the electricity in the 24 hour laudramat to power their juice maker, hoopies try and pick up college girls using a thug like accent in local bars.

kate "that hoopie child just bit my chapstick!"

kaufhold "so this hoopie tried to pick me up at chucks..."

"not every hoopie can pull off a rat tail like sally yohn"

by Charlotte Hughes April 4, 2005

Hooping

Hooping is used by British paedophiles as a code word or expression for the act of bumming a boy under the age of 14.

"He is out hooping the dirty bastard!"

by baza69 March 29, 2009

hoopla

When someone keeps talking and nobody wants to here them.

Why are u talking all that hoopla.

by when you are too scared to poo June 2, 2014

Hooper

A female of latin origin/descent who prefers to only wear giant hoop earings.

It would have been hard to spot Carmen at the Carneceria, had she not been such a Hooper!

by Tk the realist January 3, 2011

hooped

Non-functional, exhausted.

I was too hooped to go to the party tonight.

by David Kamloops December 8, 2004

hoopty

1. A large, broke ass, white, 86 Lincoln Town car, with dear horns on the grill and cat paw prints so dense you can't see out the rear window. Driven by a hillbilly with white hair, who worships Willy Nelson. Usually is missing one or more license plates, and hasn't been inspected in at least 3 years. Comes complete with a broken am/fm radio with superglued on knobs, a "singing" steering column that sounds like a gay tweeter bird, and an inexplicable smell iminating from the interior, like a mix between old cheese from 1991, an excess of cats and dogs, and tamales which have been carted around to pay rent. Embarrasing to drive.
2. An automobile that is so long and top heavy that it rocks when you turn too quick.
3. Something you would call a car that belongs to someone you truly dispise, but really envy.

1. Bob: "That car is almost 20 years old. It smells like tamales.
Joe: "Ya, It's a hoopty."
2. "We're gonna end hanging off the bridge if you don't fucking stop taking sharp turns."
3. Bosephus: "HAHAHHA I HAVE A NEW MUSTANG HAR HAR HAR, LOOK I'M RICH TOO HAR HAR"
Joe: "What a hoopty, fucker."

by ms.ash December 28, 2005