Self-Helper

A person who fills all of their shelves with sunny self-help books and drops Buddha statues in random locations around the house. Notorious for forwarding emails profusely and also donating to as many charities as possible. Also decorates house with obscure quotes on plaques. Cooks bad food.

Self-Helpers buy ornaments when they don't even know what they are or mean.

by Flitch August 19, 2012

Can I help you

Get the fuck out of here

I’m in your room when you said not to.can I help you then.

by Nope my name is yeet January 27, 2020

hamburger helper

The act of vomiting up a recently eaten hamburger onto your own penis as lube

Clay Aiken uses hamburger helper to butt-ram other men.

by mgooch July 7, 2011

hepy

To fart so hard you shit yourself.

Yesterday I hepied and shit all over the place.

by nick alvinator October 15, 2004

helpitarian

Someone who spends a greater part of his or her day offering help and aid to others.

That woman is such a helpitarian. She just baby sat for her neighbor's kids all day and didn't want to be paid.

by Claudia Broome June 16, 2008

help a girl out

When a lesbian girl seduces or simply finds the right opportunity to masturbate the passive female or help the passive female with masturbating, with the goal of giving the passive female an orgasm. The lesbian will obtain pleasure from doing this, and the passive girl won't complain because she now knows how to reach an orgasm.

Person A: I heard Laurel got to help a girl out once!

Person B: Dang she must really be a slut !
Person A: Ya the girl was 2 years younger than her too!

by altonarailroads June 3, 2011

santa's little helper

santa's little bitch who follows his fat ass around and kisses it

Santa: Hey, you. Kiss my ring, bitch. I'm Santa Clause, bitch (saying like Rick James)
Santa's Little Helper: Yes, oh great one. Would you also like a blowjob?
Santa: Nah, not tonight. But get me my 40.

by MayaEA July 10, 2006