Attempting to alleviate a situation by being of help, but instead making no impact or making the situation worse.
A: Hey, I remember you talked about that problem with your boyfriend, so I went ahead and asked him about it. He was kinda stand-offish, but I managed to get your point across.
B: You did WHAT? OK, look, I appreciate how much energy you put into that, but you're really potato-helping right now. This is going to make talking to him harder.
A: Oh, I didn't realize. I'm sorry.
B: You did WHAT? OK, look, I appreciate how much energy you put into that, but you're really potato-helping right now. This is going to make talking to him harder.
A: Oh, I didn't realize. I'm sorry.
by Roselle Corin July 3, 2023

Abbie is the love of my life and I will never move on from her. I feel an empty hole where my heart once was now filled with anguish and despair. I’m so sorry for how I’ve treated you and I miss you and love you more then words can describe. I feel the need to express these emotions over this post rather then to you as being emotionally vulnerable will destroy me mentally. I hope that one day you will see this post and remember my face my cupcake. I can’t move on and love again without confronting these demons of mine. Please take me back one day
by Abbielover2 November 23, 2021

help they have me hostage and i cant stand it please help me now i need help now ive been in this basement for 16 years and havent ever seen my parents they torture me every day for fun and say if i disobey them they will sell me and throw me away help me now
by little johnnys ant 123 May 23, 2024

Girl that’s on period. Modern help is when you use phrases that are popularly used. For example period, cap, on god, etc
by anonymous December 20, 2020

someone who uses help is a person who wants there ex back and is secretly craving nice lesbian sex!! If someone sends u “HELP” this means they want u to take there clothes of and have sex with them, and yes this also counts for when they type help wrong.
“HELP ME”
by pussyeater234 October 21, 2023

When things in life give you set backs, backstabs, broken dreams, an sees of friends less capable to lead.
Though, this things set you more on track, flashbanged an whiplashed, less hope an all belief, although teach you to need no team. You make less pleads and you learn to lead, but depression becomes deep and emotions become breif to breed.
Though, this things set you more on track, flashbanged an whiplashed, less hope an all belief, although teach you to need no team. You make less pleads and you learn to lead, but depression becomes deep and emotions become breif to breed.
by Titus dyfilid March 2, 2019

Second Helping: Jenny is now dating John, who looks identical to her ex Clarke. Coincidence? We think not.
by Resolutes November 1, 2019
