Horny Julian

When Julian whips it out while you're having sex with your dog

I Just got a horny Julian last night

by ARGHHH I CANT GET a NAME June 19, 2020

horny goblin

a person who sexualizes everything.

Jessica: Im going to get water brb (mutes mic)
Paiton : uh huh PROB SECRET FOR LOTION

2 mins later

Paiton: How long does it take to get water THEY PROB JERKING OFF
Jessica: WHAT THE HELL- IM A SLOW WALKER
Jessica: YOU DUMB UNHOLY HORNY GOBLIN
Paiton: UH-HUH YEAAAA U WERE PROB GRABBING THAT JERK-OFF LOTION

by nutinpass December 23, 2020

The Horny Potato

An incredibly awesome white water kayak, made in Germany. Named after the Germans favorite vegetable with a little added spice.
Common abbrevation: THP

Dude! Have you tried The Horny Potato? It will blow your mind!

by horny potato lover January 12, 2023

Horny Jail

The place internet perverts go when the Horny Police catch them being horny. Most people go to jail when they simp for streamers/anime characters. Every one gets a trial at the horny court and a horny lawyer before they go to horny jail. Beware Doge, wielder of baseball bat, bounty hunter who sends people to horny jail with one hit of his bat.

Person 1: SSSniperwolf is sooo hot! Would smash!
Person 2: Yessssssss!
Person 3: GUYS STOP BEFORE THE HORNY POLICE CATCH US!! We'll go to horny jail!!
(THIS IS THE HORNY POLICE! COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP)
Person 1, 2, and 3,: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

by SomeMoronThatIsDumb April 4, 2023

Pre-horny

the feeling of emptiness you feel just before you get horny

Ruben had a burst of pre-horny on watching that Dakota Johnson interview.

by BenMaharjan June 4, 2021

Horny Caterpillar

A sex position where the receiver is on their knees with their hands behind them, bound to their legs

Person 1: Hey Honey, do you want to try the Horny Caterpillar?

Person 2: Oh God yes!

by Gymgoer137 October 22, 2023

Meme Horny

When you are heavily sleep deprived and extremely horny but can't seem to find any porn and just end up watching youtube videos until end up in a state known as meme horny and wake up in parallel universe known as pornhub

Gay 1: BRO man i woke up so meme horny dude,

Gay 2: you kidding me? i've been jacking off this whole time!

by Archduke of Douchebags February 1, 2019