Meme Horny

When you are heavily sleep deprived and extremely horny but can't seem to find any porn and just end up watching youtube videos until end up in a state known as meme horny and wake up in parallel universe known as pornhub

Gay 1: BRO man i woke up so meme horny dude,

Gay 2: you kidding me? i've been jacking off this whole time!

by Archduke of Douchebags February 1, 2019

Horny Harpoon

A guy that seems to relish exclusively boning fatso's, meaning his Johnson acquires the taste for the Larger Lass

"Jesus Christ, look at Dave, he's going after that blob over there; what's his deal?"
"Have you not seen his last 5 girlfriends, all Duece and a Halves. He got one Horny Harpoon"

by BaldyMcSlaphead October 9, 2018

friend horny

When you are desperate for friends so will go out of your way to try and make friends with random people

Those people are so friend horny, they are trying to make friends with everyone.

by LongerDong May 1, 2018

horny toe

Where a toe wants to engage in toe to toe sexual contact with your furniture

"Fucking horny toe"

by Sexy mother tractor November 7, 2017

Horny shoes

Shoes that make you run up to someone and hump them from behind

I hate these horny shoes! I will never wear them again!

by Post-it mug June 18, 2016

Horny God

Someone usually named Eric that’s unimaginably horny and tends to hit on minors

Jesus Christ that dude over there is probably a horny god

by is-this-legal March 11, 2020

Horny Julian

When Julian whips it out while you're having sex with your dog

I Just got a horny Julian last night

by ARGHHH I CANT GET a NAME June 19, 2020