hog wog

HOGWOG is a Harry Potter-exque phrase which describes the impossible matchup between the Harlem Globtrooers (HG) and the Washington Generals (WG). HOG+WOG

I wanted to see who might be awarded "Best Actress", but Meryl Streep was the HOG WOG of the evening, thanks to her "Lifetime Achievement" award. I then switched to QVC

by Baxterrocky1 January 09, 2017

Honking the Hog

To masturbate a male apendage, a penis

I honked the hog last night
I'm honking the hog

by PhallicQuan99 July 01, 2022

hog crancker

Hands or other body parts used to fix a situation

I think my wrists have carpal tunnel from using my hog crancker

by RENOBKCID October 08, 2019

Dorn Hog

A sexual act of inserting a corn dog into the anus of a partner who dons pig mask whilst squealing like a hog.

Our sex life was beginning to become mundane until we did the dorn hog.

by scoog szn January 18, 2019

Hog Puffer

Chick enjoying the giving of Head!

She's a Hog Puffer
Attention of a Hog Puffer is Oh so Good!
My Girlfriend is a Good Hog Puffer!

by Philly-B June 19, 2010

hog foot

A large, unsightly, very ugly foot that is possibly hairy. A really bad hog foot has yellow fungus ridden toe nails or is missing them all together. Other characteristics of a hog foot include calluses, bunions, corns, warts, in-growns, hammer-toe, and spurs.

Wesley, you can't just ram your hog foot into my new stiletto! They're expensive.

by Crystal Summers March 19, 2011

murder hog

name of either a fast and destructive vehicle, or a bong that hits too hard

Q: Hey can you come pick me up?
A: Yeah, I'm rollin in da murder hog.

Let's go to my house and hit the murder hog!

by M-Gangsta July 27, 2009