Garden Gnomes

When kids run upto a house, knock on the door and strike a pose and wait until the person who owns the house closes the door out of boredom.

Man: Those little kids won't stop playing garden gnomes so i hit em.
Woman: What pose was it today?

by Bob2332 April 27, 2009

gnome

To gnome someone is to rub your nose against their's. Also know as an Eskimo kiss.

Hey, will you gnome me?

by ButFli May 15, 2004

Cabinet Gnome

Robin Cook

(until his resignation as Leader of the House)

Like a garden gnome; but kept in his cabinet by Tony Blair

by Stan Grytviken April 1, 2003

Selena Gomez

A attention needing whore who says she has depression and will have them for ever so she won’t be a good wife or girlfriend and because she is Anoying too.if ur name is selena gomez you can just be successful by using other people to get attention other way you won’t be successful and if your middle name is marie ohh ....i wouldn’t even try to get successful by yourself......

I’m Selena Gomez .
My name is Selena Gomez

by XeniaBelaob February 8, 2018

gnomenclature

gnomenclature (n.) - A whole collection of words, speeches, and soundbytes intended to support a business plan that mirrors the Underpants Gnomes' business plan.

"Yeah, the gnomenclature around that vaporware was amazing. He kept coming back to the 'Syngergistic Software Alliance Standard,' and I still have no idea if any other companies that are in the alliance besides them."

by w00t-tang-clan January 7, 2009

grome

Grome means: 'massively subtle'. While some may argue this is an oxymoron, grome in fact simply means an act of subtlety so subtle it is not even noticable by anyone.

Guy1: Dude! It's that guy I dont like, lets walk a tiny amount further away from him.

Guy2: Dude. That was grome.

by Matt Kneebone August 8, 2005

goomee

A guy with a small beer belly.

Because his shape is similar to that of a Gummi Bear candy.

Keep pounding those Beck's and well start calling you goomee.

by J. Harrier April 20, 2004