digging your own grave with your mouth

A metaphorical phrase to describe the common practice of eating yourself to death.

Well my friend, it seems that you are highly unable to stop digging your own grave with your mouth!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 2, 2019

tanny glover

when a guy walks into a tanning salon and wants a tan with a happy ending from an African American woman.

John wanted a delux tan, so he asked for a tanny glover.

by Mike Blizz December 24, 2011

vampire glove

A "toy" used by some couples during BDSM play for spanking. It is generally a black leather glove with protruding spikes that break the skin and cause bleeding during play. It is generally used by doms in BDSM relationships.

Joe: Why is your girl's ass black and blue?
Jim: I used the vampire glove on her last night

by sps_strawberry March 28, 2015

I got one foot in the grave, and the other on a banana peel.

Something that a NY Mobster might tell a reporter when he knows that his time is limited. He's done some really outrageous shit to other gangsters, and as a result, he is a dead man. Like a moth caught on a hot light, he knows it's wrong, but the danger gives him such a charge that he really has ceased to care. A guy in this position would say this and really mean it.

"I got one foot in the grave, and the other on a banana peel." "We live this way, but we don't care."

by Armando 1972 January 1, 2012

danny glover

Danny Glover- n.
To give a 'Danny Glover' is when you shove your hand up a female partners ass, thus creating a fecal 'glove'. Then you proceed to slap her in the face multiple times, giving her a brown face to the effect of the black actor. Usually done post-coitus.

-Fredrick was impressed with the gracefullnes of Jonhnston's 'Danny Glover' as performed on Martha.

-"To err is human, to give a 'Danny Glover' is divine".

by Brocktoon May 18, 2006

Glover

noun - shitting oneself, to shart, particularly during an endurance sport, such as an Ironman triathlon.

as in "to do a Glover" e.g "look at the state of his shorts, he's only gone and done a Glover"

by the humbleironman November 21, 2014

The Governator

Arnold!!! Formerly the Terminator exterminator or the Preditator and the Gary Colminator.

Caleeeeefornia haa haa haa

by Will Groner July 29, 2005