Goonch

An incredibly loose vagina, so loose that when the lips of the Vagina shut they make a clapping noise.

That poor woman had such bad goonch that it could be heard over the noise of the clapping crowd at the concert last night.

by David The Twin July 4, 2006

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Alexander Pesci .

Why, look who it is! Douglas Wayne Phillips! What a goon. Oh wait, it's not Wayne, it's his goon protege, Alexander Pesci.

by Aaron April 17, 2005

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goon

1)Someone who has to be better than everyone else; usually in games, video games.
2) Has no idea of what they are doing and are acting slightly retarded. (Also annoying)

(1) Tom: Hey guys!
Sup tom!
Tom: Guys I just totally got my teir seven! Hahaha! Im so pwning you noobs!
Rob: You're such a goon. . .
(2) Tom: Uh guys I dont know how to do this....Help?
...
Tom: Help!! HELPPPPPPPPPP guysssssssss help meeeeeeeee

STFU TOM!

by worldofwarcraftpwnsyouall December 16, 2008

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Shit soft faggots call themselves.

"y0 br0 im such a go0n! #YOLO"
>the "goon" proceeds to mow the lawn for his allowance money.

by GoonSlayer August 21, 2012

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fam goon

A man between the ages of 40-75 but he’s at least 52. Usually lies about his age if u ever meet a fam goon just know his age is at least 60. His neck looks like rolls of salami meat and he looks like ice tea that’s either his father, son, or twin this is how u identify a fam goon. Try to talk to every girl and gets dumped by Isis and thinks nobody knows. Often get clowned by 13 yr old girls he also thinks he funny when he really is not funny at all.

Person1: hey, look it’s ice tea

Person2: where ?

Person1: over there by the salami shop

Person2: oh that’s not ice tea that’s a fam goon getting a refill on his neck ignore him

by Michael Thompson January 30, 2018

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