by LINATHEMILF November 24, 2021
by Goose guy64920 February 02, 2021
by nkows January 04, 2021
1. The delightfully sweet and hearty shell-encased life containers of the most mysterious animal; the Goose.
2. The ovaries of a *VERY* fertile woman
3. A couple 0’s
4. Bold investments
2. The ovaries of a *VERY* fertile woman
3. A couple 0’s
4. Bold investments
“My goose eggs will put goose eggs in her bank account, then she’ll cook those goose eggs in my french toast and imma scramble her shit”
by Hampton Grey April 10, 2021
1) Someone who is real convincing that they can perform a certain task with super ease, only to take on the task and utterly fail.
by doobious25 December 29, 2010
by sebmr2 May 10, 2010
Jessica: I had the worst night of my life yesterday.
Parker: What happened?
Jessica: The guy I went home with was a speedy goose. It took him longer to put the condom on.
Parker: What happened?
Jessica: The guy I went home with was a speedy goose. It took him longer to put the condom on.
by Oceaninto January 06, 2017