She was so glad to see me wake with an impressive morning glory that she exclaimed, "Wow! Your cock is really HUGE!."
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Similar to morning glory, wherein you suddenly find yourself with a throbbing erection out of nowhere, except it occurs in the evening, largely between the hours of 19.00 and 23.00.
The causes of evening glory are uncertain; indeed, a bout of it can spring up from nowhere. Alike morning glory, it lasts for an unknown amount of time, and can make certain situations very awkward.
One can deal with evening glory in a similar fashion to its morning variety: waiting for it to slowly descend by thinking of old women, in the hope that this doesn't spur it on, or by embarking upon that great beast of a ship more commonly known as sex. Evening sex is superb.
The causes of evening glory are uncertain; indeed, a bout of it can spring up from nowhere. Alike morning glory, it lasts for an unknown amount of time, and can make certain situations very awkward.
One can deal with evening glory in a similar fashion to its morning variety: waiting for it to slowly descend by thinking of old women, in the hope that this doesn't spur it on, or by embarking upon that great beast of a ship more commonly known as sex. Evening sex is superb.
"Oh my goodness, Eastenders is just about to begin, yet I have a case of evening glory," said Sebastian.
"Let's deal with that first, then," said Hannah.
"Let's deal with that first, then," said Hannah.
by biddlecombe999 March 24, 2010
Get the Evening Glory mug.Vain glory is nothing else but excessive pride, regard, trust, hope, admiration or dependence in one's own or someone else's riches, wealth, social status, family background, qualification, beauty, handsomeness or stuffs like that. Vain glory is synonymous with Vanity. -Emeasoba George
by Emeasoba George March 6, 2018
Get the Vain glory mug.A method used to allow for conjugal relations with a butter face by first covering her/his face with an American flag (AKA Old Glory)
Dude 1: Did you see the trim?
Dude 2: Sure enough bro, but‘er face…brown bag?
Dude 1: Naw bro! Just cover it with a flag and fuck for glory!
Dude 2: Bro, you are such a patriot!
Dude 1: I always vote bush!
Dude 2: You know bush is the new shaved?
Dude 1: Whoah! Did you see the trim duder?
Dude 2: Sure enough bro, but‘er face…brown bag?
Dude 1: Naw bro! Just cover it with a flag and fuck for glory!
Dude 2: Bro, you are such a patriot!
Dude 1: I always vote bush!
Dude 2: You know bush is the new shaved?
Dude 1: Whoah! Did you see the trim duder?
by Lex March 17, 2005
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Get the loose gooey mug."Dude, my roommate slept in and didn't give me a ride to work, so I have him a Morning Glory. For some reason, he's really pissed at me right now."
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