goober

A republican who is clueless of the facts but repeats Republican’s party rhetoric verbatim

The Goober keeps on repeating what he hears on TV

by JonesBobby June 22, 2016

gooball

a way for smelly hippies to rip you off in phish parking lots by saying there is weed in baked goods or food they made in a tub outside their van.

kid at show: dude, that hairy chick said there was weed in them

kid's friend: your fucking stupid

by ihatecooper January 31, 2004

goober

Originating in Scotland, it was first coined as by relation of describing a member of the Church clan.

"She's quite the goober."

by Jason Lamb February 2, 2008

Goofy Goober

When you and your sexual partner put each other’s mucus on the males dick and the girls sucks all of it off.

Mark:” Yeah bro, me and Melissa tried the goofy goober last night. That shit was hot!” Jimbo: “Oh yeah? How’s that done?” Mark:”so basically the girl puts her mucus on your dick and then the guy puts all of his in the girls hand and rubs it all over the guys dick”

*call ends*

by YuvgDaggerDick August 14, 2018

Gloobs

Glasses for boobs

"Your Gloobs are staring at me..."

by Hopeless Wishes September 3, 2013

gobstopper

A massive bowl of dope. ( meth) that never seems to run out . Resulting in a nasty taste that will not go away until your pipe is completely cleaned.

Origins northwest new mexico

Who loaded this gobstopper it just keeps going around and around. Its starting to taste nasty.

by slow joe January 14, 2016

goober

Ok, so, there's this guy who is a big sweetheart and cracks me up. I used to think the world of him. Later, I found out he's just as confused as the rest of us. But, I still think the world of him.

I'm actually the goober, because I still think the world of him. A goober: A girl who can't change her mind about somebody, just because he's changed his mind about the world.

by Shellers December 28, 2005