goober

racially motivated slur towards people with half lung

Your mom is such a goober

by Crabitchpeanut March 11, 2022

goober

george

I actually don't know goober

by bigsexyds March 24, 2022

Goober Scoobers

A Goober Scoober is typically centered around Someone who is seen as less than. Someone who may be foolish, naive, or just plan stupid. as per typical for scooby doo.

these 9th graders are goober scoobers ya feel. They're always doing something that makes them standout poorly.

by Sexyasawaffle March 29, 2022

Goober

The bonneville varsity baseball team especially #6

Bro your such a goober!

by Akronmommy23 March 30, 2022

Goober Doofus

Your best friend who is an entertaining moron to watch, but is still a great lad to be with.

Guy-1: Jake you are the biggest goober doofus I have ever meet.
Jake: Look I didn't mean to run head first in that wall!
Guy-1: DUDE you put a head shaped hole in the wall.
Jake: Somebody put a wall in my way and that was that.
Guy-1: Oh my god Jake.

by You Didn't Have To Cu- April 26, 2022

goober

Jasmine

Who is that? It's jasmine, a goober.

by Jake_ghoul_03 May 29, 2022

Goober

The cringy male friend of a chick you're trying to fuck.
A Tinder girl will always include them in one of their photos so you know she's down with the boys.

You're going to have to pretend to like him and put up with his shitty jokes if you want in.
Usually, he wants her as badly as you do.

*swiping on tinder*
Guy "Damn, she fine. But who's this fella?"

Guy2"That's her boy bestie."

Guy"What a fucking Goober."

by CheekyBoi1298 June 3, 2022