beer goggles

They are actually goggles that you get to mess around with in health class. Also known as drunk goggles. You put them on and they distort your vision just like if you were drunk! Its fun to play catch with them on, and a little dangerous.

Kid 1: "Did your class get to try out those beer goggles?"

Kid 2: "Hell yea. One kid tripped over a desk and cracked his head open."

by The Original HomeSkillet May 26, 2005

Camp Goggles

Camp goggles is a phrase used to describe consuming media through a camp lens.

Camp has many definitions I will not define them here.

I know Victorious is a bad show but that's what I like about it, I'm watching it through camp goggles.

by Phosphenesn March 15, 2022

giggle-goggle

when some are 'giggling' they make a sound that sounds close to the word 'goggle'

Man, that chic just giggle-goggled.

by Milly Massacre August 12, 2006

goggle cunt

a random passerby who looks like a decent bloke but then you find out he does competitive swimming

he was cute but when he said he swam for the orcas i knew i got me a goggle cunt

by jemket April 19, 2017

booty goggles

When a person starts to consider dating someone they would've dream of dating because of an extended dry spell.

Friend 1: I'm thinking about asking Mary out...
Friend 2: Dude you haven't gotta laid in 8 months, thats just your booty goggles talking.

by macstudent47 July 09, 2009

persian goggles

when a dude puts his jizz around a chicks eyes and licks it off

I gave this chick persian goggles and she let me stick her.

by Anonymous August 17, 2003

chinese goggles

Immediately after defecating, without wiping, sticking someones nose in between your butt cheeks so their eyes are covered by your butt cheeks.

Andrew "Haha, i just gave Shelton Chinese goggles while he was sleeping!"

Everybody "Thats kind of gross."

by Monmouth February 19, 2008