General Erection

When you wake up to vote for the general election on the 12th December, and you have an erection.

"I was gonna go to the polling station, but I woke up with a general erection."

by jxsiahthemosiah December 11, 2019

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general post

Post that isn’t connected to anything or anyone just a though

I was talking to micheal about how I wanna get rich before everybody is and he got a offended it’s just a general post

by Jungle bean September 13, 2020

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General Kenobi

A response that must Imedatly come after someone shouts Hello there, such is The way

"Hello there!" "General Kenobi!"

by udontknowmeidontknowu September 22, 2020

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“General Huntsy” is the persona adopted by one mans circumcised penis at full mast. Named partly because his posture matches that of a saluting general, and partly because his temperament is one of vigour and resiliency. General Hunsty has a a reputation for being a fierce warrior, but has not earned this reputation alone. Accompanying his conquests are two fine men, whose primary job is to ensure the General has loads of ammunition when it comes time to finish a battle. Now occasionally they will supply the ammunition too soon, unfortunately causing the battle to end before it ever rose to the level of mutual satisfaction. But nevertheless, these fine men are responsible for generating most of the thrill associated with each battle and for this General Hunsty owes them his rock hard thanks.

No, I’m not pitching a tent in my pants. General Huntsy is just mistakenly readying himself for battle, so let’s hope the two fine men don’t mistakenly supply the ammunition.

by discohuntsy October 13, 2020

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