retaliatory gift

The gift you must buy for someone who unexpectedly gives you one first.

I thought I was done with my Christmas shopping, but I had to buy a retaliatory gift after Justin dropped off a present for me

by HED23 January 9, 2008

Jesus Gift

Street name for male love organ

Hell yeah I would smash my Jesus Gift in that!

by Jesus Gift October 6, 2008

pre-gift

The act of buying useless crap in the month of November for no apparent reason other than to waste your hard-earned money, only to realize in December that this dusty, tossed-aside item would make the perfect Christmas gift for a lackluster person at the bottom of your Christmas list.

To Self, sometime in mid-November: "why did i buy this can of Vienna sausages? I don't even like Vienna sausages! Oh well..."

To Self, late December: "Oh Crap! I forgot to buy Uncle Carl a gift! Oh hey, what's this on the shelf - a can of Vienna sausages? I think Uncle Carl likes these...thank god i thought to pre-gift!"

by gadzooks123 March 17, 2009

closet gift

a shitty gift you get and it gets stuck in your closet for longer than a year

you got me socks?? man, that's a closet gift!!

by drac6000 December 19, 2008

Ninja Gift

Ninja Gift - To give someone a gift who is not expecting the gift. This differs from a normal gift because often the event is past and the person cannot give a gift in return, yet feels the obligation to give a gift.

"Bob Ninja Gifted me for Christmas and now I look like the ass because I didn't give him anything!"

by MysteriousJ December 20, 2008

Arabian gift exchange

When two people playing Call of Duty noob tube each other.

Ray: Did you kill him or did he kill you?
Ziad: Both. It was an Arabian gift exchange.

by dehdjer December 6, 2010

Gods Gift to the Ramp

Ryan Mcmanaman. The best ramper of all time. Much better then Tyler Jeffery

Ryan stacks bags much better then Tyler. He is Gods Gift to the Ramp.

by UrMomsDate69420 June 2, 2020