dork,geek,nerd

A geek is someone who is always heavily into things like rpg, classic sci fi, and loves to argue about it with others or chime in any time they hear someone mention a geek Passion of theirs,whether appropriate to do so or not.

A dork tends to be a person who doesn't really look the part "aka wearing shirts like I'm not a geek, I'm a level 80 warrior" but they often have a love for gaming, in particular video games and team challenge with personal betterment online games. They may dabble in card and board games, again maintaining the temporary nature of an interaction (aka not lengthy involved games such as dnd) They don't usually run around talking to everyone about what they like but will engage if the other says something first.

Now either one can have a little of the other in them or even a little nerd. A nerd is just someone who knows an intense amount on a specific subject, tending to be but NOT limited to electronics and or computer hardware or software

n/a sentence example for dork,geek,nerd. Ya know em when ya see em ;)

by money_bee September 18, 2010

Milking the geek

The action of lowering your head towards your penis and jizzing in your own mouth. Oftenly referred to as serving yourself a milkshake.

Cody: Oi mate where were you last night
Jack: Parents didn't let me out :(
Cody: I bet you were Milking the Geek
Jack: ..!..

by Benmkl February 23, 2010

Speech Geek

Sometimes misunderstood as a regular "geek," a Speech Geek is someone much, much more awesome! In fact, in high school, they're almost considered royalty. We have no problem getting up in front of people and speaking from the heart....especially when medals are included. Whether the speech is funny, boring, sad, or just makes no sense at all, Speech Geeks are probably the coolest people on the face of the earth, no exceptions.

Guy 1: Why is that other dude in front of the classes yelling?
Guy 2: He's a Speech Geek.
Guy 1: What a nerd.
Guy 2: You have no idea what a Speech Geek is, do you? Yeah, you're an idiot.

by 4Snooker February 4, 2010

uber geek

A person who knows virtually everything there is to know about computers, programming, and the Internet; technically inclined person.

It's like Joey lives in the computer, he's such an uber geek.

by Elijah January 9, 2004

Stealth Geek

Stealth Geek is a geek who processes more information, on average, in a better way, despite the fact the knowledge he processes isn't necessarily useful. The fact someone is a geek is "Stealthed" until someone within earshot of the "Stealth Geek" mentions video games, PCs, consoles, software, roleplaying games or some other such "uncool" item, at which point the "Stealth Geek" drops "Stealth Mode" and his geekiness spews out.

Most "Stealth Geeks" fit in with the popular crowd and bash geeks who don't seem "cool" right off the bat, at least initially.

I used to think Warian was cool, but he's a stealth geek.

by NewGotham June 22, 2006

Car geek

A person whos life revolves around all things motorized, mainly auto mobiles. Mainly watches speed channel...ALL DAY!

My cousine is a car geek, races go karts. owns dodge stealth. Always wants me to watch The fast and the furious with him.

by sffgvcb December 13, 2008

get my geek on

a) engaging in activities that display techie passion (techie being all things technological, real or fictional)

b) demonstrating true techie prowess

a) " My son and I are going to the Wonders Of Space night at the science museum; I better get my geek on"

b) "My girlfriend had her geek on all day: she fixed the timer in my tivo, and then she soldered the lose connections on my sound card and repartitioned the hard drives without a hitch"

by focus5 June 15, 2009