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Flying Chuck Roundhouse Dick Attack 

Invented By Chuck Norris Himself!
Usually used when a ho starts bothering you in bed, talking shit or something. You just have to get your dick as hard as you can, do a roundhouse kick, but instead of using your leg to kick the opponent you use your dick. After you dates passes out from that glorious impact place your scrotum and dick near her face and perform a flying squirrel to wake her up. Injuries may occur... The only person that's been able to perform this maneuver properly has been chuck norris himself.
Dude, so I was having the best Fuckathlon ever... and this bitch starts complaining 'bout shit, so I tried tha Flying Chuck Roundhouse Dick Attack maneuver to shut her up!!! It worked wonderfully
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flying V 

The Mighty Ducks go-to play when world junior hockey championship is on the line.
coach, what do we do?
Set up the Flying V Charlie, look for the knuckle puck
flying V by franscisco alverez January 28, 2006

Flying Lemur 

Whilst hanging from a ceiling fan, with erect penis, you fly by the girl and smack her on the cheek first. Then the second time you come around you kick that bitch in the face, knocking her to the floor, then the third time around you let go of the fan and yell out "woooo weeeee!"
While aiming your entire head inside her vagina.
I was over at Daryl's house last night and he was giving this bitch the biggest flying lemur this side of the mississippi!
Flying Lemur by Yung MC April 28, 2008

Flying Nancy 

When you grab someone and hump their head:ex face can be done naked or not practical joke.
Billy gave susan a Flying Nancy right to the face at lunch time.
Flying Nancy by bill January 19, 2004

flying shit storm

its where you take a rolled up pair of clean or dirty socks put the end that has the opening into your spread ass cheeks fart hold for there for 3 seconds until stank has set in throw at your target stank will disperse on impact
chris got rachel & bitchface with a flying shit storm.

Flying away 

Japanese slang for having an orgasm
One of the PSG (panty and stocking with garterbelt) OST is called Flying Away.