friend hole

The figurative hole occupied by those whose romantic feelings are reciprocated only by friendship.
Residence of the friend hole is most often due to the desired individual already having a boyfriend/girlfriend

Cam wanted to get there with Mackenzie but she already had a boyfriend so he ended up in the friend hole. (again)

by Awkward Moments October 24, 2010

Mom friend

That one friend who actually cares about you, helps you study and is also your guardian angel when it comes to clubing and partying.

Moraa is such a mom friend, I donno what I'd do without her.

by Philkn September 30, 2019

friend crush

Experiencing a strong desire to become friends with a person you don't know very well. Often times, people experiencing friend crushes will exhibit nervousness, giddiness, idolatry, admiration, and clumsiness similiar to those emotions experienced when being around a regular crush.

Wow, that girl is so cool! Who is she?! I totally have a friend crush on her.

by Goldfishbutt July 18, 2006

Pity friend

A friend that only hangs with you if you are sad or depressed they pity you. They don't actually care about you.

Shania only hangs with Laquisha when she's sad. What a pity friend.

by Sam Leisenring April 12, 2015

Fake Friend

Someone who you think is your friend but is really a shady ass hoe.

J.P. is such a fake friend to Katherine. He only hangs out with her unless he has nothing to do.

by LaQuīsha September 19, 2017

Friend Potato

The most majestic thing to exist. They are calm, happy, and don't usually move. They make great pets and/or friends. They are good to hug when you're sad.

I don't have many friends, so I look forward to seeing my Friend Potato.

by _anonymouspotato_ February 17, 2017

grease the friends

This saying refers to quietly paying off those who help you do something.

If you get elected, Joe, we know you will grease the friends!

by I, Wreckerrr May 3, 2021