floor alligators

when one stumbles or falls from drinking or smoking too much, as if alligators are trying to bite their feet

The floor alligators got you last night after we came home from the bar.

by drewthomas September 21, 2006

floompfh

can be used as an insult when a friend makes a bad joke and you can call them one.

what do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a sheep?
i dont know.
a woolly jumper xD
oh dim, you are quite the floompfh.

by Caz~! August 29, 2007

floorhead

When headdesk just won't cut it.

A: I just shoved a pencil up my nose.
B: My sensibility cannot comprehend failure of this magnitude. *floorhead*

by MoronSonOfBoron October 10, 2008

floorsweep scrapple

Spam AKA Hobo Ham

The only thing I had to eat last night was a Floorsweep Scrapple sandwich.

by Okie Blue April 8, 2009

Floorganization

Where everything in the bedroom is thrown on to the floor, therefore things are found easier.

"I found what I was looking for on my floordrobe, I've got such good floorganization.

by floorganized July 12, 2009

Floorblower

A woman who reaches up to your waist in height; makes for easy head

"Dude, that chick is so short. She's like a floorblower"

by dickonparole April 12, 2010

floor times

When one gets so drunk that he/she deliberately or accidently ends up on the floor.

LET'S RAGEFACE THIS WEEKEND. IT'LL BE FLOOR TIMES ALL THE TIME.

by floortimes207 January 12, 2011