Operation Flying Turtle

An advanced homosexual technique used by only the most adventurous couples. You start this delight by turning up the heat in the room to make your sack leather maliable. Once the sack leather has reached a bubblegumish feel. You then stretch the sack over the entire erect penis and With one hand (your dominant hand preferably) you lock the sack skin firmy in place at the base of the shaft. Now With your other arm supporting your lower back. Have your man kneel before you, grab his ankles, and bring his knees to his shoulders then tell him to repeat the word "Gamera" three times. Now comes the difficult part that takes otherworldly aim and precision. From approximately 15-20 yards out try and achieve a nice eric Dickersonesque head of steam and pray to god you hit the doodoo chute with enough force to engulf the whole " flying turtle... Nothing worse than a fractured Half turtle.

Godspeed

This move was invented,perfected and practiced repeatedly by Adam Carolla on his male staff members over at ace broadcasting studios.

Adam-" Hey bald Bryan, forget that fancy new tumor medicine you've been taking.... I got something better."

Bryan-" what's that boss?"

Adam-" looks like you dropped your pencil"

Bryan-" oh thank......... Uuuuuurrrrgghh ahhhhhhhh noooo! Not operation flying turtle again!!"

by The white pathfinder October 9, 2012

Double Dutch Upside Down Reverse Flying Trapeze

A sexual act involving interlocking arms while grabbing ones own penis. The pair then proceeds to do somersaults while causing the other one to masturbate ones self. The pair will create an illusion that they are spinning on a trapeze.

Bob was injured while performing a Double Dutch Upside Down Reverse Flying Trapeze with Tom.

by Blindsleep June 23, 2015

Flying Shoe-Horn of Mongolia

1. When two homo sapiens have sexual intercourse on top of a yac. Presumbably in the Saharan Desert. The yac does not have to participate.

"Hey Alvin, we had a great Flying Shoe-Horn of Mongolia, but where did you get the yac?"

by Alvin Dubbs July 4, 2008

flying camel

(шаромыжник по русски): offensive synonym for

a) charlatan
b) a con man (not a convict, but a conniving man)

c ) a building repair contractor who takes either the full sum or a down-payment and then does substandard work
d) a person who takes your and doesn't deliver the goods/services promised

the worst possible type of flying camel you can find in Quebec's conscruption industry is the building contractor

by Sexydimma November 22, 2013

Giant flying dildo

Noun
1. Mike Zabinski
2. One of any number of idiotic tyrants, but mostly Mike Zabinski.

Giant flying dildos thrive off the misery of others, and charge people for the privilege of working for them.

by Your Mom January 2, 2005

Flying Warriors

Pretty much the best highschool girls hockey team ever!! Combining the little falls flyers and the brainerd warriors...which eqauled having the greatest and the most fun season EVER!!!!

Did you see the Flying Warriors play yesterday??

Yea...they are sick!!

by FlyingWarrior17 February 15, 2009

flying fuck

something that is very rarely given.
usually a user will say they will not give someone else one if they are annoyed or angered by a comment by the same person.

#1: Wow you suck. I beat you at Halo for the 56th time.
#2: I don't give a flying fuck!

by swamp thing November 19, 2005