Fiddlewilly

A term to describe being in an inconvenient situation.

"I'm in kind of a fiddlewilly right now, dude"

"Hey, I'm in a fiddlewilly right now, let me call you back"

by troutshoulder April 15, 2024

Fiddlestix

A tall, lanky, Scottish slenderman that grabs little kids and drags them in 322 so he can goonmax to them all day long while jelqing to the max.

'Hey guys did you see Fiddlestix's new goon bank compilation'

by Goonmaxxer November 22, 2024

fiddlecock

To be lead on, or be brought to a point of satisfaction but immediately let down

She was all up on me at the party ready for some action but fiddlecocked me in the end, left me hanging.

by BenderizzGreat February 1, 2025

fiddleity

Or "fiddelity" --- please don't fuss me over exact spelling. Refers to how good a sound yer "cheap violin" instrument sounds when scraping out a lively tune on da back porch.

Jack Benny was actually quite an accomplished musician who could produce quite good "fiddleity"; his awful-sounding musical renditions were so hilarious precisely because he could indeed play so well --- as they say, you have to actually be really good at playing in order to know how to "play poorly well" --- i.e., to sound awful in a funny way that makes the audience laugh.

by QuacksO August 3, 2025

Fiddledinks

Joe Bartolozzi’s angry twitch mod

Fiddledinks banned me

by deth2you August 24, 2025

Fiddle Dee Dee

A way of saying “fuck” without explicitly saying it.

Homer Simpson (after stepping on nail): Fiddle Dee Dee, that will require a tetanus shot. I am not going to swear, but I am going to KICK THIS DOGHOUSE DOWN!!!

by GeosWorld October 6, 2025

Fiddlejakes

The fiddlejakes is a legend that you can swear on but you can never lie on

On fiddlejakes I didn’t do that

by Himothythelll November 6, 2025