Float it!

Give it a miss

Float it! Don't dive unabashed into Small things.

by Hercolena Oliver July 10, 2010

floater

A person who doesn't go down.

Scary person: you're going down you piece of crap
Larry: not me I'm a floater

by angry server May 11, 2014

Floating head

A girl who dresses frumpy or comfortably.

Her: How do I look?
Him: All I see is a floating head.

by Harry T Baggins January 1, 2020

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Four big guys and they bust on my eyes
They eat my ass, just like apple pie
If they keep fucking me like this I might just die

Joe: fbgatbometemajlapitkfmltimjd
Peter: …What?

by Angelic_Definitions January 12, 2022

Giber-Foat

A nutritious home made brand of bulk forming fiber chalked full of delicious goat hair goodness. Used by several South African tribes as a natural laxative, consisting of goat milk, a local thistle plant, and goat hair.

Man, i haven't shit in a month. Untubu, do you have an more of that delightfully chewy Giber-Foat?

Click-click-Pop-Ugh. Click-Click-Pop-Ugh.

by Travis Aaron Brown January 25, 2009

floater

floater-name given to an older man that surfs teen and pre-teen chat rooms pretending to be young for the purpose of meeting or getting off.

person 1: Hey did you read in the paper about that floater that got arrested?

person 2: Yeah, that old cock was on yahoo trying to pic up boys in the puberty chat.

person 1: yeah, what an idot. Every one knows you goto the pre-teen.

by ButchMagnum November 25, 2004

Coke Float

A sexual act whereby a female defecates upon a glass coffee table, and precedes to squash the faeces with her buttocks, while her partner views from underneath said table.

Man this chick did the sweetest coke float I ever did see last night, going to need some serious cilit bang to clear that shit up.

by FloatingEgg June 17, 2011