False Alarm

When your gaydar flares at the time of meeting someone, shortly followed by the time of meeting their (usually extremely attractive) opposite sex partner.

Danny: Hey Mark! I'm Danny, it's SO AMAZING TO MEET YOU! I have been told SO much about you! I can't believe I'm finally seeing you face-to-face. Oh my gosh, hold on right there, I'll be right back! There's someone you just HAVE to meet! *runs off squealing*

Mark: *to himself* This guy's such a flamer... I'd be embarrassed if I was that gay...

Danny: *returns, pulling on the hand of a beautiful young woman* Mark, I'd like you to meet my wife, Suzanne.

Suzanne: Why, hello, Mark. It's a pleasure to meet you.

Danny: *to himself* Well THAT was a false alarm...

by PunkRockHottie June 9, 2008

false advertising

when a chick looks hot with sunglasses and takes them off and is ugly

she looked banging outside, but when she came in the building and took off her glasses, she was hella false advertising

by bleezy3 January 8, 2011

Butt False

To be false in the butt.
May be used to replace butt hurt

Damn, mang, you butt false

by T. I. T. May 4, 2008

A Fight For The Fallen

A Fight For The Fallen is another term for "dick sucking"

garret and johnathon like to go in the pool and a fight for the fallen

by Charlesmarles March 12, 2007

false pimp

noun, verb,: a person who is trying to pimp but is obviously unsuccessful. The act of unsuccessfully trying to pimp. Also can be abbreviated, FP-in'

John was false pimpin the fanny pack at the concert.
John is a straight false pimp.
John was fp-in' it all over town in his yugo.

by Andrew P Moore- H town October 1, 2003

fallen star

A term used usually by men to describe an unattractive woman

We tried to ask him out but he's already going out with that fallen star

by Bluest star February 1, 2014

fallenstarling.com

The best damn website ever. BOW DOWN TO THE BEST! BOW! YOU SHALL ALL SUFFER! =D

do i really need one. its still the best... fallenstarling.com

by Raveno April 23, 2005