eating chips

a code name for masturbating or jacking off

Matt was eating chips to porn.

by w234 July 14, 2006

stoke extinguisher

someone who takes the fun out of everything. Buzz kill.

"Dude, your dad is a real stoke extinguisher!"

by Zaimejs November 12, 2013

American Fire Extinguisher

N) The act of depositing melted dark chocolate into a females vagina, and putting whipped cream into her asshole. The female should then squirt out of both holes, having the dark chocolate represent oil, and the whipped cream represent Co2. This act can only be performed on Independance Day, with a cubic fuckton of fireworks in the background.

Billy: Damn, after giving Sally the Alligator Fuckhouse, I made her perform the American Fire Extinguisher. She was moaning for days!

by Rimmy Tim August 13, 2017

Alberta fire extinguisher

The Alberta fire extinguish is when you fill a woman with some much cum and punch her in the stomach making the cum come out of her other holes

Buddy I was havin a fire with this chick and blew my load in her last night turning her into the alberta fire extinguisher

by Who cares my friend June 13, 2023

Eating Beef

A way to describe someone who has been working out and lifting weights. This implies that they eat a lot of protein, such as beef.

"Damn bro you're getting buff. You've been eating beef."

by JohnTWend October 8, 2008

extintor

Female of approximate height of 5'8, brown hair, slender, bodacious physique. She is considered a ten by the male gender. This type of all woman specimen is usually found wearing a neon green cap (backwards if she's single and looking), and is populated in the region of southern Ontario, migrating to Punta Cana airports in March. There is only one known case of extintors in the world.

Did you see that extintor eyeing me ova der? I tink im gonna wheel hurr.

Yeah my gurl's hot. She models for Victoria's Secret, but she's no extintor.

by TheOriginalExtintor April 6, 2010

Eating Blinds

When you do something really stupid out of pure panic. Or when you just royally screw up despite your best efforts not to.

JohnBob, really liked Brittany and wanted to be her boyfriend. Instead, he kept eating blinds and could never ask her out.

by Blondeterage September 18, 2012