New Hampshire Primary Erection

NH women’s first round test for estimating national public approval of select prospective sexual partners. Using mass media to share your oral event, your partner goes down town rounding third base with a hands-on demonstration while you debate the best approaches to meeting all of the needs of your cuntry. A popular vote ensures that the incumbent moves on to a second round, so that they can officially Iowa cock-us.

Joe- Have you been watching Becky’s New Hampshire Primary Erection? You can tell she’s wicked excited about the whole thing.

Stephanie- Yeah! I love how liberally the first candidate gives..

Joe- give Becky an inch and she’ll take a mile though…

Stephanie - it’s still noble how much he focuses on cummunity. Some say he’s thrusting himself into the spotlight, but I like it. Naw’mean?

by BeckyJean 603 August 4, 2022

An intense erection

A type of erection where its so hard and huge that it actually becomes rather painful for the male. This normally happens whenever the man first wakes up, also known as “morning wood.”

*man wakes up”
Wow what an intense erection!

by WazzuppG November 20, 2022

erektionös

Term used to describe the awesomeness of something that was hard to accomplish, later discovered being weird and was yet worth it.

- "Did you see that hot chick? Got her number!"

"I heard she's got a d*ck dude..."

"Ugh..."

"Still erektionös if you'd ask me!"

by NikdoubleD November 21, 2016

election section

As opposed to a c-section, when the results of an election cause pregnant women to conclude their unborn child has a better chance of survival the sooner they get the right to vote, therefore the sooner they are born.

Person A: I went into labor yesterday, and had a beautiful baby boy. But it was a premature birth.

Person B: Really? Why?

Person A: I underwent an election section after experiencing the shock of Tuesday’s election.

by TheSharpie November 25, 2016

Erectiomm

Getting hard with your dick in someone’s mouth

I wasn’t into it, and stayed limp until she popped it in her mouth and gave me an erectiomm

by EZyaytez February 19, 2019

Erectioaccidentaldeath

When the cause of your death is being hit in the cock and you die with an erection

" Cause of death,

Erectioaccidentaldeath"

by GordonRammedYaMumsey August 13, 2019

Election Edging

Drawing out naming the winner of an election as long as possible. Especially in Nevada.

The United States been election edging since November 4th!

by Kapt'n and Kitty November 6, 2020