Eat shit

1. A phrase commonly used to dismiss someone caustically, similar to “get fucked.”
2. To have an accident, usually related to falling to the ground.
3. To humble oneself, usually by admitting fault or offering subordination.

1. “Hey, you know what? Eat shit, prick.”
2. “I was running to work because I was late, but I didn’t noticed how uneven the sidewalk was so I tripped and just completely ate shit. I barely even broke my fall.”
3. Alright, buddy. You know you fucked up, you can’t deny it any long. It’s time to eat shit. Grab a bib.

by Born worse ones May 24, 2019

Eat babies

The act of eating innocent children. Usually acted upon by kyler

Eat babies, burn babbies.

by Simple Equality May 16, 2017

Crap-eating

Someone who walks around with a perpetual sneer on their face, thinks they're better than everyone else and makes fun of people in the most vulnerable ways possible to give themselves a feeling of superiority. This expression works best when used as a submodifier for other derrogatory words like faggot, ass, boot-licker or bonehead.

Will: Evan, I am sick to death of your attitude. You even criticise and make fun of people much older than you. You think you're God's gift to the Earth. Even the way you walk makes me sick.
Evan: What do you want from me man?
Will: Just be polite! Is that so hard, you crap-eating faggot?

by I Love Ellie Elephant June 24, 2016

eating pears

When you're playing skin flute and you get some on your tie.

Brett was eating pears, now he has jizz on his tie.

by Puntilla October 6, 2016

eating donuts

When you blow clean, thick, smoke rings and then bite them out of the air again

I blow the thickest smoke rings with this new bong, it makes eating donuts so much more fun bong smoke rings smoke

by Wolf of Ireland July 14, 2016

street eat

The act of eating out a woman whilst she drives a car or other vehicle. The version of road head given to females.

“Did you do anything on the drive over here? “

“No not much just gave her that good street eat!”

by Malteater December 11, 2019

We be eating

It’s like a celebration when you did something like score a point, ace your test, actually be eating good food

We be eating-

YEAHHH we be eatin!!!
Ex: Joe scored a 3 pointer in basketball. He looks over to Mac and says ‘YEAHHH we be eatin’ or he could say ‘we be eatin good!!’ Because he is celebrating his dub/ W/ Win!

How to do it- * puts hand down like a plate somewhere under your mouth/ neck area. Not close tho, with your other hand go scooping motions *

by Omg pop February 24, 2020