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english or spanish 

The meme started by a guy posting tiktoks usually in a mall. He starts the tiktok by going up to a random stranger and says “english or spanish” if the stranger says english, the guy will say “whoever moves first is gay” and if the stranger says spanish, the guy will say the same thing but in spanish.
Person 1: english or spanish
Person 2: uhm…
Person 2: english?..
Person 1: whoever moves first is gay.
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English or Spanish? 

Do you speak English or Spanish? Whoever moves first is gay.

First person to move is confirmed gay for life.

English or Spanish 

A challenge of who can stand completely still, the loser is in most cases called Gay for losing.
Person 1: English or Spanish

Person 2: English

Person 1: Whoever moves first is gay
(Both stop moving)
English or Spanish by 88th Fox August 17, 2024

English or spanish 

A meme that came from a Tiktok video.
The reason they ask english or spanish is to catch their attention, making them say what language they speak in.
Then, they catch them offguard.
Tyrone: Hey, Jose!
Jose: Yes?
Tyrone: Do you speak English or Spanish? I forgot.
Jose: Spanish.
Tyrone: El que se mueva, es gay.
Jose: ...
English or spanish by Mr Morale September 16, 2024

English Salmonella 

English Salmonella is an act of food poisoning due to complete lack of seasoning. Take precautionary measure to season your food with salt, pepper, and spices to prevent sickness. Few of the symptoms that can be cause are lost of appetite, nausea, lingering tastebuds, and depression.
"James, you are aware that not seasoning your food will cause you to suffer the english salmonella?"
English Salmonella by Dozzy Bullet November 21, 2024

English teacher 

The teacher that hates your guts and sends you to the office for closing a waterbottle and lets you out late
Friend 1: “Yo Gerald, guess what the English teacher did today!”
Gerald: “What now?”
Friend: “She send Dwayne to the office for closing a waterbottle during class!”
Gerald: “Time to f***ing k*ll her.”
Friend: “Man, sign me up.”

English Language 

I love etymology but every time I look up a definition of an English word, its buttcheeks. The English language is buttcheeks.
English Language by Audreybodaisey December 14, 2024