Josh Duty

The act of staying sober during a night out so that you can look after a friend who is paralytically drunk and is most likely to vomit everywhere.

On josh duty tonight, not looking forward. Gonna get messy

Taking a hit for the team tonight #joshduty

by Bad-man riddim May 1, 2014

Douche Duty

A poor person that drives a super duty and is concerned about gas mileage.

Ted posts everyday in the Ford forums about mpg,
He’s such a douche duty

by Paul Schmitz March 21, 2022

Call of Duty

A once great video game series, but has fallen from grace due it being milked, a general decline in quality of the games, and internet hate bandwagons.

Person 1: Are you gonna buy BO4?
Person 2: Nah, I quit Call of Duty after Black Ops 3. It just isn't as much fun as it used to be.

by a guy who likes stuff February 21, 2019

Call Of Duty

The most badass game series that ever existed.

Man: “Hey bro wanna play call of duty”

Other man: “Sure bro i’m always down to play the best game ever”

by CallOfDutyPlayer8 December 9, 2020

call of duty mobile

The single most effective way to enter crippling debt.

"I just whaled call of duty mobile and now my wife left with the kids, but atleast i got ghost eternal siege and cbr4 amoeba and all their mythic upgrades"

by why are russian girls so cute October 25, 2025

Call of Duty

A Major FPS Franchise which have over 1 Billion copies sold, and is basically a drug. Once you play, you will rage like a huge fucking bitch. Many kids play this game because parents think of this as some Online Daycare. C.O.D - Childrens Online Daycare Something else you will find in this game is a few clans! Some known as - FaZe, Red, SoaR, and more!

Kid: fuk u nub i will rek u 1v1 me feggot on cod blops2
Guy: Umm.. okay?
-The guy would proceed to own the kid in a match-
Kid: FUCKING HACKER!! I AM CALLING MICROSCOFT!
That is, Call of Duty.

by Bryan Allahu Akbar November 23, 2016

helmet duty

Sucking a man's penis

My girlfriend had helmet duty last night

by g_jon October 27, 2017