dusty shaft

to cover one's dick with Cheeto dust and have somebody suck all the dust off orally

Cindy gave Jacob the dusty shaft last night.

by manwithbootinass February 23, 2009

crusty dusty

An unknown dry, white substance on the bottom of your bed in the hotel room you’re staying at.

Makinzie: What is that on the bottom of the bed?
Bailey: Oh, that’s a crusty dusty.

by Jesslyn B June 17, 2018

Rusty Dusty Nail

A large YouTuber that makes reddit and Fifa videos

Rusty Dusty Nail had just uploaded

by Shreks Husband January 6, 2021

Call Of Duty Athlete

A person who plays Call Of Duty exceptionally better and more frequently than the average COD player. Like an NFL football star quarterback, except they're a professional COD player.

CJ: “bro you’re always getting like 50+ kills a game”
Lil Marco: “Yeah bro I’m a call of duty athlete.”

by axzyne March 21, 2020

Bitch Duty

spending time with your girlfriend

you wanna hang out?" " no sorry man... i'm on bitch duty

by verndoggy August 3, 2011

call of duty: modern warefare 2

1)where most 5 year old's, with broken mics and an annoying habit of thinking they are cool because they get husky over a video game, get a false sense of skill whether it is noob-tubing, camping, running around at 7x's the speed any normal human being could run, or any other annoying habits

2)made because the makers of Call of Duty: Modern Warefare
who's KDR's were not good enough so they decided to make it more noob friendly and completely screw up the game

3)worst game to play when you are not in a good mood because most likely u will get even more pissed off and have to resist beating yourself with any nearby blunt objects

4) the game where the only positive thing is in-lobby muting :D

Player 1: "Dude i just got 3 nukes in a row in Call of Duty: Modern Warefare 2"
me: "who cares you probably camped with a RPG at the ready like you always do!"

by costs:yoursoul!!! August 17, 2010

Call of Duty 4

The US military's most effective recruiting tool. While I was in basic training down at FT Benning, I asked quite a few people as to why they joined the military. It wasn't for the college money, it wasn't to be a hero, it wasn't because of the bad economy, it was simply that they wanted to experience Call of Duty Modern Warfare in real life. This game has so many goddamn subliminal messages suggesting to people that they join the military that there is not enough stars in our own universe to account for them. Their recent trailer for Black Ops (there's a soldier in all of us) is going even farther, then it has before by adding a new addition of females to their target audience of angst filled teenagers. Instead of just using rap songs by popular artists such as Eminem, (popular with poor underprivileged people of the United States which military recruiters often go after) now they are even using celebrities in there trailers. Maybe the next Cock of Doody trailer will use Kid Rock so they can add an even new edition to the target audience of angsty poor male and female teenagers, the rednecks, white trash, and hicks.

Friend #1: Hey let's play Call of Duty 4!!!!!

Friend #2: Hm, I don't feel like it.

Friend #1: Why not?

Friend #2: Because I'm sick and tired of having Trey Arch and Infinity Ward shove the whole how glorified and fucking badass a person can become if they enlist or join a certain part of the military, and how adventurous and fun joining the military is "message" down my throat.

by Nihilistic dude November 9, 2010