disney world

the place where milions of families every year spend millions of dollars on worthles parks that have rides for kids under the age of 7

me-disney world is getting old

mom- i love disney...lets do toy story mania

me-can't we go to universal studios

mom- no

me-why

mom- cause at disney world they tell you have a magical day

by mike-ø-friends June 15, 2010

dislexia

inability to comprehend or remember written words

Lauren keep is dislexic

by Butch March 31, 2003

Disler

A girl who has large boobs and who is extreamly passive

woah that girl is a disler

by Colber August 25, 2007

disneyrockholm syndrome

When a parent of tweenager has more Gomez, Lemonade Mouth, and Jonas Bros in their playlist then AC/DC, Pink Floyd or the Grateful Dead.

Dad 1: Dude, I've been totally emasculated. I got caught rocking out to Mudslide Crush at the gym.

Dad 2: Don't sweat it. You're just dealing with a bad case of disneyrockholm syndrome. Get some counseling... and stop watching your daughter's TV shows!

by travelgreg June 30, 2011

walt disney

The man whose quotes are used to make the disney corporation look innocent as a mouse.

"Believe in Magic, and all yur dreams will come true." said that crackpot, Walt Disney

by Jacob T. October 4, 2006

going to disneyland

code word for having sex

"i hope we are going to disneyland this weekend" -- when you don't want people to know you had sex

by _Ennui_ January 26, 2011

disney world

A people trap run by a mouse.

"I welcome this kind of examination because people have got to know whether or not their President is a crook. Well I'm not a crook." -Richard Nixon, November 17, 1973 Televised press conference at Walt Disney World, Florida.

by stf_ August 29, 2005