Foxheimer's Disease

A degenerative mental condition caused by news hosts who deliberately present misinformation so that their viewers or listeners are rendered more ignorant about a topic than if they had not watched or listened to any news at all.

"My uncle thinks that George Bush killed Osama bin Laden. My mom said he's got early onset Foxheimer's Disease."

by Karaoke Joe December 15, 2011

zombie bone disease

Slang for Arthritis

All old people eventually get zombie bone disease

by LuminousWedgie May 8, 2012

Sparkinson's Disease

Where one is afflicted by the extreme desire to smoke marijuana on a regular basis, and/or, when one feels inclined to provide marijuana for all people participating in said act.

"Bro im sparkin everybody up tonight, its like I got SPARKINSON'S DISEASE

by Dr.Sparkinsons May 29, 2012

Hewko's Disease

n.
1. A condition commonly effecting closeted men.
2. A condition categorized by sufferers breaking out in Elton John (or related) songs such as "Philadelphia Freedom" with a choreographed routine.

A: "Why is Ryan signing Tiny Dancer?"
B: "He contracted Hewko's Disease from Dan."
A: "The poor bastard."

by Dr. N C May 24, 2013

drunkheimer's disease

Noun. When you drink so much you forget what you did the night before.

I drank a bottle of vodka last night and don't remember going to the bar. I guess I got a case of Drunkheimer's disease.

by LeoFelda918 January 8, 2014

benjamin button disease

When you were born older and as you get older you look younger or vise versa

Woah you have that Benjamin button disease

by Xoxo.J June 19, 2015

Bitch next door disease

When someone just compulsively makes bitch noises right outside of your door or window or the wall next to your head while you try to sleep. Often on drugs, most likely narcotics and/or alcohol, the infected person will not be able to stop afflicting those within the noise's vicinity until they become tired. Benzos are recommended. Bitch-next-door-disease is not a syndrome, as it has only one symptom; bitchmouth. See also: bitchmouth. Bitchnextdoor disease, or b.n.d.d. , or bein deedee, IS contagious. More dangerously though, it can lead to anxiety and tension in uninfected observers as well as jet-lag syndrome, insomnia, parasomnia,nervousness, and indigestion.

"The neighbor has bitch next door disease, she hasn't stopped yelling in the parking lot for an hour. "
"The hotel room next to mine is infected with bitchnextdoor disease, I wonder if they should quarantine."

by LordFreezaBeeza April 11, 2016