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Disabled

He's disabled. That is all.
Why does it live where it lives?

It's disabled.

Why does it behave the way it behaves?

It's disabled.

What has it's entire life been?

Getting whatever it wants for NOTHING because it's disabled.
by Hym Iam December 17, 2020
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Diabetits

Someone so overweight there is no distinction between neck, chest and stomach and with tits that have gone beyond the capacity of a bra to contain them.
Wow man - look at the size of the DiabeTits on him/her, chest sacks of lard!

How does she tell the difference between her Diabetits and her gut?
by Profana January 10, 2013
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Mental Disability Defence

Another well known failtroll tactic, whenever said troll's behavior, mannerisms or other means of trait are questioned he/she will always bring up a defence blaiming it on their own mental disability rather than try to fix it - they do it apparently because it makes their so called victims "RAEG".
He pulled the Mental Disability Defence when Sal questioned his writing and trolling tactics.
by MM132 September 6, 2012
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diab

(DEE-AWB)verb... to diab is to do something that offends some but is seen as funny by others.
That kid was diabing so much yesterday, but it was okay because it wasn't offensive. It was funny.
by king of petoria January 5, 2008
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Disability Twins

A couple who live off the proceeds of DLA (Disability living allowance) While actually not suffering any ailments. Person A is the carer. They spend all their life (external life) looking after person B (The inflicted) who, for example has a sore back from sofa loafing and its now turned into paralysis from the neck down. After months or years of fake caring, its time for person A to claim illness too so they can also claim DLA, generally its stress related or something they have seen on C4 Shameless that lets them have more cash than working a 30K a year job (As that requires getting up on a morning)
OI George, look over there, Lou and Andy are out parading their fake illness again, I saw 'em through the curtains last night on the Kinect doing the Zumba. Fecking Disability twins are at it again.
by workshy willy November 26, 2011
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disabled cunt

A a lad that is very cuntish, the type of guy to get head boy because he is disabled. Loves kicking balls and licking gooch, known for lifting weights while eating side show bobs calf’s. Works at Greggs bc he is violent molested by family. Does not eat cheese onion crisps because it reminds him of the time a kick stepped on his white creps, he calls people nibby and tells them to relax to trigger them
“You’re just like that disabled cunt”

In bed with another girl, a girl looks at your penis sees its sloppy and calls you a disabled cunt
by Nedddybear May 17, 2018
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Disabilibuddy

A friend who when together discuss ways to get on disability and other government aid programs
I don't know how I would have gotten onto disability, without help from my disabilibuddy, Randle.
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