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Erectile disappointment

When you are keen to have some sexual activity with your partner, but she then tells you something that makes you lose your erection immediately
I was all ready to go this morning with Maria, but then she said her mother was coming around and I got erectile disappointment

I was keen to have sex with Maria, but she said she had to go shoe shopping and I got erectile disappointment
by E. Rectifier January 25, 2012
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web disabled

condition of being temporarily paralyzed by the need to interact with a web-enabled device in a socially awkward way
Dude, I was talking to Frank and he stopped mid sentence to check out a notification on his iPhone. He was totally web disabled.
by bandospook July 27, 2012
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vaginal disaster

After delivering twins, Michelle's genitals were declared a vaginal disaster.
by sickophucko November 28, 2013
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Disney disappointment

this is when you start dating someone and it all seems pretty amazing or when you have been in a hard luck place and something happens to improve you situation. In the end however just when you think your are headed toward your happily ever after everything comes crashing down.
I started dating this great man. He was courteous, handsome, sweet, sexy and smart. It had been months and months, then I found out he was married. It was a total Disney disappointment.
by MarianneM August 29, 2016
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The Disabled Vietnam Vet

When a guy cuts his arm off at the elbow while high on bath salts and uses it to masturbate giving the feeling that he is receiving a handjob from someone else. He clenches his disembodied fist with his off-hand for extra grip. For added pleasure, he can cut his big toe off and shove it up his rectum.
John - Hey man, what happened to your arm?
Steve - I tried The Disabled Vietnam Vet. It was pretty nice.
John - Toe too?
Steve - Hell yea.
John - Suh bro.
by TheDisabledVietnamVet June 30, 2017
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A disappointed father

A sexual revenge act

When you can never impress your father, or get his love. So you sleep with all of his friends and coworkers. Taking the love and joy from him, that he has taken from you.
When you have a disappointed father there is only one thing you can do. Have an orgy with all of his friends and send him the video.
by Daddydamon94 June 27, 2019
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mr.disabled

They best meme page around, they still post high quality actual funny memes

#meme #memes
Hey mr.disabled just posted a fucked up meme lmao
by Thadefinemaster April 11, 2019
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