danism

Danists practice sleeping with on socks on and riding bikes without helmets.

A religion founded by the greatest Dani that lives in the eastern continental part of the United States. In Dani the God We Trust.

Danism’s god is named dani and she is native-mexican-brazilian-italian and has a great sense of humor and believes everyone should be equal no matter what she is strong brave but ugly

i do not believe in god and jesus but i believe in dani that is why i am danism

by iamnitblackxo193 October 22, 2020

danism

Danists practice sleeping with no socks on and ride bikes without helmets because we’re not gay

a religion founded by the greatest Dani ever that lives in the eastern continental part of the united states. in Dani the God we trust. amenzia buttockslist 🙏🏿

Danism has a god named Dani (obviously) and she is Mexican-Native-Brazilian-Italian and has a great sense of humor and believes everyone should be equal no matter what. she is strong and brave even though she suffers with breathing problems shes ugly tho but who eve gives a shit

I am not christian i am danism aka a danist

by iamnitblackxo193 October 22, 2020

Dangus

A funnier, less intrusive way of saying "idiotic," "brain damaged," "brain numbing," or "boring."

I don't want to watch that movie, it's pretty dangus.

by aclosetrabbit October 23, 2020

Danish

A grown male with a beard thats sexually frustrated and jerks off at least 3 times a day, everyday.

Look at that "Danish" i dont want him anywhere near my kids. FReak

by DICTIONARYSSMART October 26, 2020

Danish tickle

Where a danish man comes and tickle your ear with his penis to make you sleep better

Flop: "You have you heard of the danish tickle? it makes you sleep better"
Gallows: "Yeah i had a big one come visit me last night!"

by thedanishman69 November 4, 2020

Danisauras

Danisaurus is a type of dinosaur whos name is danielle and eats humans ,their sisters are usually vampires.

Teacher:everyone DANISAURAS is at home today because we must be careful she doesn’t eat us
Student:did you hear about danisaurases sister,lexisauras?

by Yourlocaltrex November 16, 2020

Danis

A pretty girl who usually loves unicorns and rainbows she loves to take walks on the beach with her boyfriend and is always playing rocket league or call of duty modern warfarr

Danis is so beautiful

by anonymous November 16, 2020