salmon dressing

When a man wants a woman to squirt on his oven baked salmon, before he can eat it. Eg. Like a condiment. Fetish.

Matt: “man, I just wanna go to Amsterdam and pay some hot chick for a salmon dressing.”

by 9tea December 1, 2021

top of the pile dresser

One who wears the same 5 or so outfits every week due to just taking the clothes that are at the top of the pile after being washed and folded.

Girl 1: He wears the same clothes every week!
Girl 2: Yeah, he's a top of the pile dresser.

by greenmtnght August 4, 2009

thousand island dressing

when a man and a women engage in intercourse while the women is on her period, and he’s ejaculates inside her.

ashlynn: I want dick but i’m on my period
megan: just do it man, make some thousand island dressing.

by meganlikesbbc February 21, 2019

Dessert Alert

When there's a great dessert (i.e. cake, cupcakes, brownies etc.) at a festive event and you want to tell your friends about it in a non-conspicuous way. You can text it, or walk over and nonchalantly say, "Dessert Alert."

Anna: (thinking to herself) Look at that chocolate covered carrot cake! I have to tell Rachel about it!!...
Anna walks casually over to Rachel and whispers..
"Dessert Alert."
Rachel: " I'll head for it immediately after I finish this conversation with this person.

by Uhnah May 16, 2010

dessert shirt

A flowy blouse worn when planning on consuming dessert or more than one course to maintain looking thin throughout the meal.

OMG a 7 course meal, I cannot wear this tight dress; definitely requires my dessert shirt.

by kari1981 January 5, 2011

Dessert Horny

When you have an unsensational desire to consume desserts.

Guy: What's on the menu?
Gal: Cheesecake, Creme brûlée, chocolate lava cake, ice cream...
Guy: You made me so dessert horny

by RonaldPornStache October 15, 2015

dessariee

The bestest friend you could ever have, she is funny, outgoing, very beautiful, and just overall fun to be around. She is someone you can rely on when you need to tell a secret, or need to rob a bank😂! Once you find a Dessariee, keep her, she is beautiful, happy, funny, the best kind of weird, and amazing as long as you love her, and keep her well fed.

Dang that girl is HAWT, she must be a Dessariee.

Wow, she just said some really smart shiz that I didn't understand, her name has to be dessariee.

by Lalalalala.......😜😛 April 12, 2018