The sexual act of putting a live lobster inside of a womans asshole, tail first. The woman's sexual partner puts his erect penis into her vagina, and while performing the lobster cuts up the balls.
Kyle: Hey Michael, what are you doing in the hospital?
Michael: Katelyn made me do a Lobster Dinner Special, and I didn't think it would work. It did
Kyle: I wonder if my girlfriend would be open to doing that. (pun intended)
Michael: Katelyn made me do a Lobster Dinner Special, and I didn't think it would work. It did
Kyle: I wonder if my girlfriend would be open to doing that. (pun intended)
by RussianSexMachine November 26, 2014
This is the act of having hot kinky sex after dinner usually with your wife/girlfriend. This usually requires a romantic dinner and a sturdy table.
by Hellhound9210 June 23, 2009
When you sit a skank reverse cowgirl on your dick so you never have to see her hoarish face. You proceed to spin her so fast that she throws up all over you. You then make her eat all of the vomit off of your chest. For this distusting display you decide to punch her in the stomach out of hatred causing her to throw up on you again thus repeating the cycle.
I picked up the biggest skank at the bar last night and gave her the spinner dinner all the way until breakfast time...rinse and repeat.
by Bob Gainer October 26, 2011
by drugs are good March 24, 2003
When you are digitally communicating with a girl either online or via texting and everything is going great until you ask her on a date, then she stops communicating.
I thought things were going great with this girl i was talking to online. I texted her, she texted back, i texted her back, she texted me back, i texted her back, she texted me back, i texted her back, she texted me back, i asked her if she wanted to have dinner with me sometime and..... she gave me the dinner date ghostie. Haven't heard from her since.
by EggFuYungAtHeart January 29, 2022
Sexual act in which while fucking someone doggy style you grab their arms and steer them out the front door and bang their head on the broken stove in the front yard.
See also: admiral
See also: admiral
by Threedickeddinosaur September 15, 2017
by Portugese Boiled Dinner February 14, 2017