songs from the 70's that your dad is likely to turn all the way up and yell the lyrics that you can't hear because the guitars are like 100 decibels.
(at a party, peter the pimp proceeds to play led zeppelin songs)
curtis cock: "God! Stop playing those dad songs!"
curtis cock: "God! Stop playing those dad songs!"
by KentuckyFriedDickin November 28, 2018
Get the Dad songsmug. A cup of homebrew coffee that is exceptionally strong, bitter or laxative.
A throwback to the poor quality coffee produced by American fathers who would buy ground coffee in bulk, and do little to nothing to prevent it from oxidizing and going stale.
A throwback to the poor quality coffee produced by American fathers who would buy ground coffee in bulk, and do little to nothing to prevent it from oxidizing and going stale.
by NewYorkNewerPork August 4, 2019
Get the dad coffeemug. 
Has a leviathan axe and likes to chop trees.
When he’s mad he uses the spartan rage and beats up with the blades of chaos.
He’s most likely retarded and is very very strict and racist as fuck against Arabs and Asians.
PSA: is most likely inbred.
When he’s mad he uses the spartan rage and beats up with the blades of chaos.
He’s most likely retarded and is very very strict and racist as fuck against Arabs and Asians.
PSA: is most likely inbred.
Muhammad: Hey can we come to your house on Saturday Hasseb?
Xi Lee: Yeah I’ll bring sparkling water and a share size bag of skittles for the three of us.
Hasseb: Yeah sure
Saturday
Hasseb: sorry guys but My dad said no because it’s going to rain but it says on the forecast that it is a 10% chance that it will rain so then he said that we have to go somewhere at 12 but it is fucking 2pm and we haven’t gone anywhere.
Muhammad: bruh, bitch ass is such a Kratos Dad.
Xi Lee: Such an inbred bitch
Hasseb: Fr
Hasseb: Also my dad says he’s inviting guests over.
Muhammad: Such a retard, I swear
Xi Lee: Yeah I’ll bring sparkling water and a share size bag of skittles for the three of us.
Hasseb: Yeah sure
Saturday
Hasseb: sorry guys but My dad said no because it’s going to rain but it says on the forecast that it is a 10% chance that it will rain so then he said that we have to go somewhere at 12 but it is fucking 2pm and we haven’t gone anywhere.
Muhammad: bruh, bitch ass is such a Kratos Dad.
Xi Lee: Such an inbred bitch
Hasseb: Fr
Hasseb: Also my dad says he’s inviting guests over.
Muhammad: Such a retard, I swear
by Ching chong lee February 26, 2023
Get the Kratos Dadmug. Dad Roulette is when a husband invites his friends to gangbang his wife, all giving her a creampie. To maximize randomness, a funnel is placed in the wifes vagina and all the friends, and the husband, fill it up at once.
"I'm finally pregnant, but I don't know the father because of the dad roulette we did" says the wife. "John had the largest load, so its probably John" replies the husband.
by MasterOfWang July 9, 2020
Get the Dad Roulettemug. A tumblr dad is a person who worries about other people like a parent would. A tumblr dad is someone who in real life tells random people to wear a helmet, drink water, eat food, take their meds, come home safely etc. This is similar to a lot of Tumblr users. Tumblr dads most likely do not have kids of their own yet but take care of their friends like a parent would.
by Ward-West February 18, 2018
Get the tumblr dadmug. by Lake fun April 13, 2020
Get the Scott dadmug.