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8 days of chronica

The celebration of April 20th and the previous 8 days. Typically the amount of chronic smoked is increased until 4/20, when one smokes massive amounts of cannabis sativa all day.
Stoner 1: So dude, what u been up to lately?

Stoner 2: Celebrating the 8 days of chronica man, what else? 4/20 is in 4 days!
by Ganjalicious April 16, 2010
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Chronic Contagious Nymphomania

1. An irrational desire to engage in intercourse with any member of the opposite sex.

2. A little diagnosed condition in which very strong sex drive passes continuously from person to person in a group or people or small community.

Also known as "CCN" or "The Lok Virus", Chronic Contagious Nymphomania can pass from one person to another regardless of gender. Physical contact is unnecessary for it to contract. There is ongoing research into how CCN is actually transferred, although it nearly always takes an infected person to converse about said sex urges to pass on.
In some female patients, symptoms appear to fade over the duration of menstruation, but may return at the end of it. This is still being investigated.
It is indefinite how long each bout of the virus can last. There is no known cure, as sexual activity can either relieve or enhance CCN, though it has been observed in some patients that merely discussing intercourse can have an enhancing effect on CCN.
Chronic Contagious Nymphomania can be seen as a positive or a negative condition.
Nick: Damn, I've got an incurable sex drive.
Tash: Haha... you've got CCN as well?
Nick: Chronic contagious nymphomania? Seems like it.
Tash: Mine's been wearing off a bit... I probably passed it on to you haha.
Lok: Sucked in, I've been free of it for a few weeks!
Tash: Yeah, but it's sure to come back.
by Dr Maarkan May 9, 2008
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chronic

Person 1- yo man wanna light up dis chronic?

Person 2- naw man dat shit will fuck you up
by Yan once more May 30, 2006
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The Chronicles of Narnia

The act of getting high from marajuanna use. The Lion is a synonym for marajuanna and when you get high, you "arrive" in narnia.
Tom: Hey, wanna do the chronicles of narnia
Jim: Sure, I have the lion with me
by B.J.I March 30, 2009
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chronically online

a person with blue hair and circular glasses. their name is typically kamille and they have basic middle names. they play overwatch 24/7
no kamille, youre the chronically online one
by mdzs June 10, 2022
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Chronic fatigue syndrome

Difficulty waking up, or doing much of anything, resulting from smoking too much Chronic. (High THC marijuana Bud. The "good" stuff)
Q: "What is with me these days? Why are my eyelids like lead weights, and why am I still in bed at 1pm? I've got sh*t to do ... um, where's my bong?"

A; "Its all that bud-smoking, yo! You've got Chronic Fatigue Syndrome.
by BeenThere2 November 27, 2009
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chronic

1.Weed; good weed; or
2.Long term user of weed
1.Got any chronic bro?
2.That niggaz no good, he be chronic
by Arsalan January 24, 2003
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