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8 inch curl

To give oneself, recieve, or give another a handjob.
Q: "What did you do today?"
A: "Several sets of 8 inch curls, and then laundry"
by Scandall May 25, 2008
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singing in cursive

When one sings and repeatedly mispronounces and/or slurs parts of words, requiring those listening to guess (usu. incorrectly) from context what the lyrics actually are. Like reading words written in cursive requires the reader to guess each word from its legible parts, listening to signing in cursive requires the listener to guess each word from its intelligible parts.

Extensive slur-based singing in cursive in a single musical piece can also be referred to as "singing in italics."

Singing in cursive can be intentional or unknowing. Unknowingly singing in cursive generally results from a high level of intoxication. Intentionally singing in cursive is a modern choral technique, typically utilized in unoriginal pop songs and coupled with straining one's voice. One might intentionally sing in cursive out of boredom or, as in the case of pop music, as a marketing strategy to goad listeners into discussing with others the artist's derivative work and/or to generate search engine queries to boost or maintain the singer's fleeting relevance.
Example 1: Singing in Cursive (Unknowing)

Ashley: Did you hear the last woman who sang?

Michael: No, I was in the loo. Was she any good? She didn't sound good from the loo.

Ashley: The woman approached the karaoke mic after 6 vodka sodas and proceeded to sing in cursive... doctor's handwriting cursive... we knew the title of the song, but everything else was unintelligible.

Example 2: Singing in Cursive (Intentional)

Friend: (Singing Britney Spears's "Hold It Against Me") Hey,... you might think... that I'm crazy... but, you know I'm just your type... I might be... little hay-light...

Me: Dude, it's Little HAZY.

Friend: Um, no, she's definitely not saying hazy.

Me: Yeah... well, she's just singing in cursive. It's a thing. Look up the lyrics, bro.
by michaeljritter April 12, 2019
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Jheri Curl

A hairstyle fad popular in the 1980's.

Curly black hair is worn long and wavy.

Commonly misspelled as "Jerry" or "Jerri" curl.
Even though the Jheri Curl was popular among African Americans, one would not disagree that one of the best was worn by none other than Pedro Martinez.
by Baby Brown June 22, 2009
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Curtis S

A Boyfriend that loves being called a Jerk from his girlfriend. But all so loves to get a quickie from as well.
Curtis S: Hey Baby!!
Grilfriend: Your a Jerk!
Curtis S: I love you!!
by Boobydicks January 12, 2008
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seth curry

"Seth curry is so much better than Steph Curry."
by skrubilonibus September 22, 2017
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Sheeni Curse

A curse brought forth by a Jewish man that renders you with financial troubles for anywhere between 1-3 years. (Depending on the severity of the Sheeniness in the Jewish suspect.)
Damn, I was talking about that Jew's girlfriend. Then, he put the sheeni curse on me and i just lost my wallet.
by P. Master Flex July 6, 2011
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