Beef Crunch

The act of flagellating and wafting the smell with the upward and downward movement of performing a "crunch."

So, I ate 4 fiber one bars before performing my ab workout at the gym today. I tell you I had the worst "beef crunches."

by Crisco and Sir-Minks-A-Lot August 17, 2011

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Butternut Crunch

When a chick gives a man a blowjob and has a mouth full of cum. She then chews the man's balls.

Sofia smiled as she heard Andrew screaming with pain and pleasure after a hard Butternut Crunch.

by Harry Toba February 3, 2014

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a cinch

1 - A thing done with ease
2 - A certainty to happen

1 - "Getting reelected would be a cinch for him."
2 - "it's a cinch he'll break the record"

by LIsa llLUI March 22, 2017

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A special type of conch, or conch sound, that is used when a bro or roommate is slaying a new bish. The sound is meant to signal to his fellow bros or roommates that he has christened the pussy of a new bish

During coitus: "GONORRHEA CONCH!!!!!!!"
Other bros: The deed is done.

by Schnick It To The Man May 16, 2017

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Carpet Cruncher

A lesbian that not only eats pussy, but also eats Frito's at the same time

She is a carpet cruncher, a hell of an interesting character.

by Genious817adam May 14, 2019

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Bajina Crunch

a delectable delicious vagina that is beautiful (bajina). there is left over toilet paper crumbs in her bajina creating an extra crunch and more zesty flavors.

Kole has bajina crunch for breakfast this morning.

by purplednurpled November 27, 2022

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