crystal parrett

A name for the most beautiful girl alive. She is amazing in every aspect, she has a great sense of humor and a blast to be around. A party is never lame as long as Crystal Parrett is there.

Crystal Parrett is absolutely gorgeous

by Jsjdhdjejebwjsudjdjdid May 31, 2017

crystal fox

Beautiful angelic girl, sometimes seems crazy. She is very delicate and weak, but is tough when she needs to be.

That girl is a Crystal Fox

by PrincessKittykat February 7, 2018

crystal covill

A female meth head that thinks she's totally funny and a bad bitch but in reality she is not.

"RawrXD Suuwoop 420"
Thot shut the f### up your not funny your a crystal covill! Even homeless Dennis is funnier than you!

by JackAdamsBthatKnockin September 19, 2018

Crystal

That one person you had to educate by writing an entire speech for them on Instagram

Crystal stop saying that depressing stuff, that's my job.

by Sevonne January 9, 2019

Crystal

The most beautiful and attractive girl ar school she's nice funny pretty smart and all around amazing girl and if ur lucky enough to get to date her u better never let her go

Is that crystal
Yea

I wish I was with her
Well to bad I am

by 1983NeonTrees September 12, 2017

Crystal

Crystal - Crystal is a very strange person but a good egg at heart. Crystal likes to have a laugh and make weird noises, typically over voice comms such as Teamspeak. She claims to hate cats but everyone knows she really loves them and wants to get a pet kitten. Usually you'll find her in her natural habitat, poking around in games and making weird noises, an example being "ooOooOOooOOo", the call of the shrimp. She also likes to watch weird youtube videos such as Inochi and Jerry Beans Hai Hai!, and seems to remember every quote from every Star Wars movie, although she tends to replace Jedi and Sith interchangeably with Weirdi and Pervert!

Crystal's that one over there, the one making shrimp noises! She's a good egg though.

by Porg of Borg September 18, 2018

Crystal Light

Adjective used to describe something that is at once benign and profoundly uncool. It is neither greatly bad, nor greatly good; it is fluff, kind of gross, and appeals to very few. While available everywhere, you know no one who likes something that can be described as Crystal Light. See "Call Your Girlfriend" video by Robyn-- this video is Crystal Light.

"Hey did you see that new Robyn video?"

"No, is it good?"

"No, man she is weird. And the video is so freaking Crystal Light."

OR

"I would go to your party, but I think it is going to be Crystal Light as hell and I don't want to waste my Saturday."

by Perky Later and Nut Meg September 14, 2012