Tom Cruise

An insane actor who rose to fame in the '80s by starring in gay military recruitment ads. A high-ranking member of Scientology who can't stay married for more than 7 minutes, his ex-wives including Nicole Kidman and Katie Holmes. Refuses to use stuntmen, often trying to commit suicide by jumping off planes, flying helicopters, climbing on the side of skyscrapers, and planning to go to space with the help of Elon Musk.

Did you hear about what crazy stunt Tom Cruise is doing? He jumped off a cliff while riding a motorcycle at full speed!

by DVelle March 21, 2021

Crystal cruise

When somebody and there friends drive around aimlessly smoking methamphetamine looking around to engage in some sort of trouble stealing, violence ect

We went on a Crystal cruise last night and we're so spun but snagged some bikes.

by Mr. Murk September 9, 2021

Aiden cruise

Aiden cruise is a joker sigma 6’4 god who is better then everyone

Aiden cruise is hot and sigma a.

by Acruise November 22, 2021

Aiden cruise

Aiden cruise is a joker sigma 6’4 god who is better then everyone

Aiden cruise is hot and sigma a.

by Acruise November 22, 2021

National Cruiser Day

This is the day we all drink cruisers
New Year’s Day was a couple of days ago
But don’t forget getting drunk
Grab all your mates and grab a significant amount of cruisers and drink till you’re blackout

Jim: I have work
Gc: it’s national cruiser day what do you mean?

by cruiserlover January 3, 2022

Sharooz Cruise

When you are denied to board the groove cruise

I was Sharooz Cruise on the groove cruise so I bought another Tesla

by Hi, it me February 13, 2022

Jose Cruise

A failed business proposal where customers get to pay to go on "cruises" which are driven by a man named Jose. These cruises allow the passengers to smoke as much weed as they want and venture to any place around the city that they desire.

Andy: Yo i just copped a zip, lets get a jose cruise and smoke the whole thing
Seth: dude are you fucking stupid? Thats going to cost us like $500 with gas being so expensive
Andy: Yeah your right. Who the fuck would pay for that?

by Whoopi/Hafner nems March 24, 2022