The inevitabely large amount of still edible popcorn that ends up in/ around your lap, crotch and surrounding area(s). Usually happens while watching a movie or TV and You are far too consumed with what is happening on-screen to notice what's falling out of your hands and/ or suckhole.
Is usually eaten when found, but is sometimes discarded on the floor with the candy wrappers.
Is usually eaten when found, but is sometimes discarded on the floor with the candy wrappers.
1: Scott should pay attention to his food a little better, he's gonna have a mountain of crotch kernels to clean up.
2a: Dude, you just ate crotch kernels!
2b: So? They're mine!
2a: Dude, you just ate crotch kernels!
2b: So? They're mine!
by Dan "The Brucey" Murray August 13, 2012
Get the Crotch Kernelsmug. 1. The puppet in the movie Labyrinth, that is suspiciously JUST the right size to give Bowie a blowjob whilst standing.
2. A term created by two teenage girls from Mississippi, one madly in love with Bowie--the other just a crotch puppet who loves to talk about klingons. It is used often, but has no true meaning.
3. Can be used in place of slut, whore, stupid, dork, anything really.
2. A term created by two teenage girls from Mississippi, one madly in love with Bowie--the other just a crotch puppet who loves to talk about klingons. It is used often, but has no true meaning.
3. Can be used in place of slut, whore, stupid, dork, anything really.
by omgzitsangel August 11, 2008
Get the Crotch Puppetmug. by Victorio115 October 1, 2020
Get the Featureless Crotchmug. A mysterious whore who appears out of nowhere, ruins your life, gives you an STD then disappears into the night.
by Greg McGuire September 24, 2007
Get the crotch circlemug. by Pooty Applewater April 9, 2007
Get the crotch loadermug. by karenage November 19, 2007
Get the crotch houndmug. by snowwwwww April 23, 2009
Get the crotch crumbsmug.