Crotch Kernels

The inevitabely large amount of still edible popcorn that ends up in/ around your lap, crotch and surrounding area(s). Usually happens while watching a movie or TV and You are far too consumed with what is happening on-screen to notice what's falling out of your hands and/ or suckhole.

Is usually eaten when found, but is sometimes discarded on the floor with the candy wrappers.

1: Scott should pay attention to his food a little better, he's gonna have a mountain of crotch kernels to clean up.

2a: Dude, you just ate crotch kernels!
2b: So? They're mine!

by Dan "The Brucey" Murray August 13, 2012

Crotch Puppet

1. The puppet in the movie Labyrinth, that is suspiciously JUST the right size to give Bowie a blowjob whilst standing.

2. A term created by two teenage girls from Mississippi, one madly in love with Bowie--the other just a crotch puppet who loves to talk about klingons. It is used often, but has no true meaning.

3. Can be used in place of slut, whore, stupid, dork, anything really.

Jeez. You're such a crotch puppet. :O

by omgzitsangel August 11, 2008

Featureless Crotch

When someone's crotch has no genitals.

I think you also have a smooth, featureless crotch like a Ken doll.

by Victorio115 October 1, 2020

crotch circle

A mysterious whore who appears out of nowhere, ruins your life, gives you an STD then disappears into the night.

Dude, who was that crotch circle you picked up at the bar last night. And next time where a condom

by Greg McGuire September 24, 2007

crotch loader

One who gives other a handjob.

"Due, my girlfriend is a total crotch loader".

by Pooty Applewater April 9, 2007

crotch hound

A dog the sticks his nose into a person's crotch.

That dog didn't hump my leg because he's a crotch hound!

by karenage November 19, 2007

crotch crumbs

another name for genital crabs. Also a name for subway crumbs that fall in one's crotch

Stop throwing your crotch crumbs at my face!

by snowwwwww April 23, 2009