Crimpso

Ashley Schembri's version and name for a giraffe.

A long neck animal living in the heats of Africa.
The female pregnancy often takes 15 months to have a baby, every 2 years.

They eat foliage, and can grow up to 20 ft. They poop out hundreds of circular poops!

I went to the zoo and saw crimpsos.

by Daxius June 14, 2010

crimpol

Career Criminal Politician.

1) One who seals records for decades.

2) One who misappropriates taxes for the benefit of one's supporters and oneself.
3) One who misuses laws to benefit of one's supporters and oneself.
4) One who authorizes brutal and deadly force for any monetary gains for one's supporters and oneself
5) One who perpetrates theft of natural resources from the citizens, which inherently belong to the citizens such as land and water.

Jerry Brown is a crimpol
Bill Clinton is a crimpol
Richard Nixon is a crimpol
Ronald Reagan is a crimpol
Lindon Johnson is a crimpol
George Bush is a crimpol
George W. Bush is a crimpol
Eliot Spitzer is a crimpol

by True_Justice September 26, 2010

Crimpin' on fams wit' my toes out

Next level of being a peeping tom. Requires extra small condoms for each toe.

I was rollin' in da' club da other day and I tried crimpin' on fams wit' my toes out, but got caught so now I'm doing 25 to life.

by Jizzy-G September 15, 2016

crimpt

Baked as shit.
i.e. slumped; zooted

dude 1: "lmao look at fuckin nate dude😂"
dude 2: "oh shit😳😂💀 that nigga crimpt"

by therealrawdawg August 23, 2016

crimpt

Baked as shit.
i.e. slumped; zooted

dude 1: "lmao look at fuckin nate dude😂"
dude 2: "oh shit😳😂💀 that nigga crimpt"

by therealrawdawg August 23, 2016

crimpt

Baked as shit.
i.e. slumped; zooted

dude 1: "lmao look at fuckin nate bro😂"
dude 2: "oh shit😳😂💀 that nigga crimpt"

by therealrawdawg August 23, 2016

crimpt

Baked as shit.
i.e. slumped; zooted

dude 1: "lmao look at fuckin nate bro😂"
dude 2: "oh shit😳😂💀 that nigga crimpt"

by therealrawdawg August 23, 2016