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Beefhurt Cretin

A very smart boy on BlueSky who is kind of cute but will let out a big juicy fart if you try to hug him, like at all.

Also has terrible taste in wallpaper.
Did you see that skeet from Beefhurt Cretin?

Dude is weird but charming. Strange but endearing.
by Anita Nap February 7, 2024
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Smooth Criminal

The act of inserting your thumb into your girlfriends rectum during sex then brag about it.
You been hit by, you been struck by a "Smooth Criminal."
by WhacksHoff November 24, 2023
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KFC Criminal

A Black Thief who Steals Chicken from KFC.
White angel:Oh my god a KFC Criminal Officer HELP!!

Officer:DROP THE CHICKEN YOU DIRTY KFC CRIMINAL

KFC Criminal:"Money Noises"

Officer:HES GOT A GUN! -Bang -Bang -Bang

Officer:Another Monkey terminated
by frankiemacdoggy February 23, 2024
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Smooth Criminals

A smooth testicles and scrotum. This may be achieved various ways, but often involves scrotox.
The guy is so cute with his grey sweat pants and his smooth criminals.
by 5iQvaFRD5c March 31, 2024
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Asian Criminals

Asian Criminals Gang - The korean street gang located in Koreatown and 6th Street, Los-Angeles. Basically a small gang, which, like all the small Asian gangs around Koreatown, remains silent about their gang. Little is known about her, except that she conflicts with neighboring gangs like MS-13, 18th Street, La Mirada Locos 13 and Oriental Lazy Boyz. ACS was partially with the Crips coalition, which means only "friendly" relations with the majority of african-american sets.
The gangstas from the Asian Criminals are chasing us, foo! We have to deal with them later!
by WordsOfGlory April 8, 2024
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felonious criminal defendant

An indicted criminal defendant who is awaiting trial. See TRAITOR TRUMP.
Isnt that the TRAITOR TRUMP? You know the FELONIOUS CRIMINAL DEFENDANT who stole classified documents?
by ReallySUX2BUdontIt? April 14, 2024
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Hairy Cretin

"She immediately kicked me out when she saw my hairy cretin"
by Holobalales June 1, 2024
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