Hairy Cretin

A micropenis surrounded by a forest of pubes
"She immediately kicked me out when she saw my hairy cretin"
by Holobalales June 01, 2024
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Redenbaucher Special

When your significant other eats whole kernel corn without chewing to give anal sex the “ribbed for his pleasure” experience.
*plop* *plop* “Wow babe thanks for giving me a Redenbaucher Special tonight!”
by Holobalales May 17, 2019
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