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Definitions by Holobalales

Hairy Cretin 

A micropenis surrounded by a forest of pubes
"She immediately kicked me out when she saw my hairy cretin"
Hairy Cretin by Holobalales June 1, 2024

Redenbaucher Special 

When your significant other eats whole kernel corn without chewing to give anal sex the “ribbed for his pleasureexperience.
*plop* *plop* “Wow babe thanks for giving me a Redenbaucher Special tonight!”