Definitions by Holobalales

Hairy Cretin

A micropenis surrounded by a forest of pubes

"She immediately kicked me out when she saw my hairy cretin"

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When your significant other eats whole kernel corn without chewing to give anal sex the “ribbed for his pleasure” experience.

*plop* *plop* “Wow babe thanks for giving me a Redenbaucher Special tonight!”

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